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 Mar 26 2006, 11:16 PM
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Waiting for Wednesdays
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Welcome to the Gred and Forge Variety hour. The staff has prepared a few filks for your enjoyment!
While enjoying their filks, please add the words to your own filk.
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avatar by The Rockin Leaky Staff
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Jun 30 2006, 09:16 AM
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Scribbulus Everchanging Inks Changer
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A little less Delores
A Little Less Delores
(Words & music by Strange - Davis)
A little less Delores, a little more action please
All this reading ain’t protecting me
A little more wand and a little less talk
A little less study and a little more spark
Move your wand and block that jinx
It’s the DA for me
Luna close your eyes and listen to my Patronus
Soaring through a Highlands breeze
Gather round Prongs I can show you how
DA’ll put your mind at ease
A little less readin, a little more action please
All this expelliarmus’n ain’t disrmin me
A little more bat and a little less spark
A little less jelly and a little more heart
Move your wand and block that jinx
Dumbledore’s Army
Come on Umbridge I'm tired of talking
Grab your wand and let's start dueling
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Don't demonstrate, don't articulate
It’s getting late, gettin' upset waitin' around
A little less reading, a little more action please
All this book study ain't satisfactioning me
A little more swish and a little less flick
A little less class and a little more tricks
Move your wand and block that jinx
It’s the DA for me
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 Art courtesy of Hagiographer13
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Jun 30 2006, 10:04 AM
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Missus Lupin and Mistress Crouch
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Jailhouse Rock becomes Azkaban Rock
The Dementors threw a party at the wizard jail
All the prisoners present they began to wail
The inmates were jumpin' there was lots of kissing
Shoulda seen those dementors do their thing
Let's rock, Azkaban rock
All the Dementors in the whole jail block
Were kissing to the Azkaban rock
Lucius Malfoy he began to groan
Bellatrix Lestrange she began to moan
Barty Crouch Jr went crash boom bang
The whole rhythm section was the Death Eater gang
Let's rock, Azkaban rock
All the Dementors in the whole jail block
Were kissing to the Azkaban rock
The Dementors went to Hogwarts with the Whomping Willow tree
They fancied a change from the bleak scenery
Albus said go away, they were not happy
Back to the jail with just Dawlish for company
Let's rock, Azkaban rock
All the Dementors in the whole jail block
Were kissing to the Azkaban rock
Listen here!
This post has been edited by MaraudingDon: Jul 14 2006, 06:00 AM
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Jul 2 2006, 04:50 AM
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Scribbulus Everchanging Inks Changer
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Another filk, this time Sinatra.
Luna you've got a friend in me
"They Can't Take That Away From Me"
(From Vegas' only Chairman of the board Frank Sinatra)
The way you wear your hat.
With the lion on the brim.
The Commentary chat -
Luna you've got a friend in me.
The Spectrespecs.
The Rotfang conspiricy
They are no more than dreams.
Luna you've got a friend in me.
We may never, never meet again
At Diagon Alley
Still I'll always,
Always keep the memory of:
The way you you made me laugh (do-do-do-do do-do).
How you fought at the ministry.
The way it's changed changed our lives.
Luna you've got a friend in me
Luna you've got a friend in me
This post has been edited by ErinRae: Jul 2 2006, 05:13 AM
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Art courtesy of Hagiographer13
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Jul 13 2006, 07:09 AM
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Missus Lupin and Mistress Crouch
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Sirius Sings “My Way“!!!
And now, the end is near
And so I face, that flapping curtain
My Cousin, with a sneer
Sent me to my doom, of that I’m certain
I’ve lived a life that’s full
Apart from when my mother came to stay
And escaping the dementors kiss
I did it my way
Escapades, I’ve had a few
Especially with James, in detention
I did what I had to do
Yet never got Ministry Redemption
We planned each Marauder course
Even when Snape tried to ruin the day
And even though dear Harry, I’ll miss
I did it my way
I’ve laughed, I’ve barked and cried
Yet my life, I’m slowly losing
And now, even though I’ve died
Snape’s grey underpants are still amusing
To think Bellatrix did that
As we were fighting in the melee
Oh no, she got me
I got in the way!!!
Listen here!
This post has been edited by MaraudingDon: Jul 14 2006, 06:01 AM
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Jul 15 2006, 08:56 AM
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Eeylops Owl Cage Cleaner
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Joined: 12:14am February 6, 2006
Location: Lost in Las Vegas
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Here's one!
VIVA, SUE UPTON!!!!!
Bright light Vegas gonna set her soul
Gonna set her soul on fire
Got a whole lot of Galleons ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher
There’s a thousand Butterbeers waitin out there
And they’re all waitin a Squeer may care
And She’s just the Squeer with time to spare
Viva Sue Upton, viva Sue Upton!
How I wish that there were more
Than Lumos for just three days
cause even if there were thirty more
I wouldn’t sleep any minute away
Oh, there’s black jack and poker and the Roulette Wheel!
A fortune won and lost on every deal
All you needs firewhisky and a Coffee or two
Viva Sue Upton, via Sue Upton
Viva Sue Upton with you Smile just a falshin’
Your new robes set the fashion
All those other ladies hopes goin down the drain
Viva Sue Upton, Turnnin day into nighttime!
Turnin night into daytime
If you see her once
You’ll never be the same again
She’s gonna keep on the run
She’s gonna have her some fun
If it costs Sue, her very last dime
If she winds up broke up, well
She’ll always remember that She had a swingin time
She’s gonna give it evrything She’s got
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot
Let her shout a seven with every shot
So!
Viva Sue Upton, viva Sue Upton,
Viva, viva Sue Upton!!!
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S.Q.U.E.E., S.P.E.W., M.A.F.I.A
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man. ... Rooster Cogburn
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Jul 15 2006, 12:43 PM
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Just Through the Brick Wall
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Location: Alameda
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[b][u] Sirius Had Dreads!?!
Tell Me When To Go
[Hook x2]
Tell me when to go... Tell me when to go...
Tell me when to go... Tell me when to go...
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
[Verse 1: E-40]
Ooh. Sirius Black had dreads, so shake em
I aint got none, but I'm planning on growing some
Imagine all the Wizards going dumb
Dancing on top of tables and drinking bottled rum (eeerrrrr)
Ooh, tell me when to go (dumb)
Taking Floo Powder to the store
... My 2nd or 3rd trip
Some pastries, some chocolate frogs and some Licorice whips
Professor Sprout pots mandrakes
Not just the Dark Lord, but the Death Eaters you got to watch
The moon is full, look at the dark clouds
Sitting in the common room, watching Lupin go wild... Ta-dow
I don't take the Floo to the ministry, I take underground
All my mead, sugar-coated and watered down
I'm from Godric’s Hollow where we hyphy and go dumb
From the soil where them heroes be getting their power from
[Hook x2]
Tell me when to go... Tell me when to go...
Tell me when to go... Tell me when to go...
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
[Verse 2: Keak Da Sneak]
I'm going off that Felix Felicis
.... Like a thestral, labeled the Black Horse
King of the super magical creatures (creatures, creatures, creatures, creatures)
And Snape, he don't like me (like me, like me, like me, like me)
From the D to the A, DA!
My wand made out of holly wood, Swish and Flick, go to Olivanders
Dark Wizards wish I died, they said I couldn't be saved by my momma’s love (love)
Dumbledore is now above
Look’s like he’s my granddaddy
Cross the Order, you get flipped like a burger patty
Or zig-zagged... pass me a big old Bat- Bogey
.... I drink wine, with a little honey
Talking big ---- in the wizard paper, going hella wrong
1800, Grindelwald
Yaddadamean, yaddada I'm saying though
[Hook x2]
Tell me when to go... Tell me when to go...
Tell me when to go... Tell me when to go...
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
[Outro: E-40]
[x4] Ghosts-ride the wind
[x8] Now... Snape
[x4] Put your Hogwarts robes on
[x2] Now... Swish, Flick, flick, flick
[x4] Shake them wands
[x4] Let me see your thoughts
[x4] Now... Occlumency
[x4] Minds open, man
[x4] Now... Watch memories disappear
[x2] Go Harry, go (Harry, Harry)
[Hook x2]
Tell me when to go... Tell me when to go...
Tell me when to go... Tell me when to go...
Go dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
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Jul 15 2006, 01:23 PM
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Shopping for a New Firebolt
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Location: Splinched between St Louis and 'Harry's World'
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You can't have a Vegas Day without Wayne Newton- here's a little twist on an old favorite:
Danke Schoen
Danke Schoen, Ginny, Danke Schoen
You think you caused the fear and pain
But Riddle came, thought he was a friend,
From that diary, to you and me,
but it was he, that ol' Voldi.
Danke Schoen, Ginny, Danke Schoen
You can play a d.... good Quidditch game.
I got canned, lifetime Quidditch ban,
Team was brain stormin', head's did spin,
you stepped in, got the win.
Danke Schoen, Ginny, Danke Schoen
What you did do on the Hogwart's train.
Bat Bogey Hex, Malfoy did deserve
Ron thought you were bad, was a cad,
I was sad, made you mad.
Danke Schoen, Ginny, Danke Schoen
Thank you for not seeing me again.
Though we go on our seperate ways
Still the memeory stays, for always
My heart says, Danke Schoen, Auf Wiedersehen, Danke Schoen
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