CryptMistress   What NOT to Say to a Death Eater!   Sep 17 2007, 12:19 PM
souptin   is that a real tattoo or henna? what a cute desig...   Sep 17 2007, 12:33 PM
moony_lupin   Would you like to meet my muggle girlfriend/boyfri...   Sep 17 2007, 12:36 PM
CryptMistress   "Party in Azkaban! My cell or your's?...   Sep 17 2007, 12:38 PM
souptin   lord who? is that a pop group?   Sep 17 2007, 12:42 PM
CryptMistress   You Death Eaters just need a warm and fuzzy hug. ...   Sep 17 2007, 12:45 PM
molliwobbles   "Expelliarmus"   Sep 17 2007, 12:47 PM
CryptMistress   QUOTE(molliwobbles @ Sep 17 2007, 12:47 P...   Sep 17 2007, 12:53 PM
Dumblebridge   "We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's ...   Sep 17 2007, 01:20 PM
Supreme Mugwump   Ooo thats a really nasty rash - you should get som...   Sep 17 2007, 01:45 PM
moony_lupin   Just saying Lord Voldemort and not the Dark Lord. ...   Sep 17 2007, 01:51 PM
souptin   your names bellatrix?! are you serious?   Sep 17 2007, 02:09 PM
princess eileen   Ive been invited to harry potter's birthday pa...   Sep 17 2007, 02:18 PM
Sgt Pepper   "Blood status? Oh, I'm Muggle-born...   Sep 17 2007, 02:51 PM
holic   are you vegetarian?   Sep 17 2007, 02:54 PM
princess eileen   Lord voldemort??Wasnt he killed by a teenage kid.   Sep 17 2007, 03:16 PM
emo_potter_fan   QUOTEQUOTE(molliwobbles @ Sep 17 2007, 12:47 PM) ...   Sep 17 2007, 03:19 PM
bibs the S.P.E.W supporter   "im going to lupin and tonks' wedding, bl...   Sep 17 2007, 04:09 PM
moony_lupin   You only wear that mask to cover up your ugly feat...   Sep 17 2007, 04:13 PM
JaneMarple9   "Did Voldie ever tell you why he couldn't...   Sep 17 2007, 04:14 PM
jaimedanser   Lord Voldemort? How come he didn't let y'a...   Sep 17 2007, 06:59 PM
beatlette   "I love Muggles and Albus Dumbledore"   Sep 17 2007, 07:06 PM
Chrysanthemum   "You know, come to think of it... I think I h...   Sep 17 2007, 07:52 PM
potterfreak07   not so tough without your precious voldie huh? he ...   Sep 17 2007, 08:17 PM
moony_lupin   QUOTE(potterfreak07 @ Sep 18 2007, 02:17 ...   Sep 17 2007, 08:30 PM
potterfreak07   QUOTE(moony_lupin @ Sep 17 2007, 09:30 PM...   Sep 17 2007, 08:34 PM
Phoenix_226   I don't think black's your color. You loo...   Sep 17 2007, 08:23 PM
Leggers   Remember that one time your leader was defeated by...   Sep 17 2007, 08:24 PM
DragonRunner   So, what's that wand compensating for?   Sep 17 2007, 08:26 PM
LoopyLooneyLunaLovegood   I suggest you dont mention any of Luna's magic...   Sep 17 2007, 08:36 PM
Phoenix_226   Look, HP lived!!! You Lost!!   Sep 17 2007, 08:36 PM
syimishah   "u wanna piece o me?? come and geddit" ...   Sep 17 2007, 11:55 PM
lupinwandcaster   I would guess anything along the lines of somethin...   Sep 18 2007, 06:42 PM
bookworm1102   let me get this strait this guy was almost destroy...   Sep 18 2007, 07:11 PM
Sgt Pepper   Two canon examples... "Did you know he [Vol...   Sep 18 2007, 07:13 PM
DarkShadows3   Voldemort stinks! Is that a wand in your poc...   Sep 18 2007, 07:32 PM
blue4t   "I killed Voldy!" "Look at that...   Sep 18 2007, 07:56 PM
Phoenix_226   Do those robes come in one size or do you just hav...   Sep 18 2007, 08:43 PM
ami louthwaite   "Perhaps you guys just take yourselves too se...   Sep 18 2007, 08:48 PM
Saphira_shurtugal   "Death is but the next great adventure...I ca...   Sep 18 2007, 09:26 PM
sherman   "So... [insert Death Eater's name] how mu...   Sep 18 2007, 09:36 PM
moony13   QUOTE(sherman @ Sep 18 2007, 07:36 PM) ...   Sep 19 2007, 01:06 AM
potterfan6   Lord Voldemort means ........ in my language and s...   Sep 19 2007, 01:16 AM
refero*fervens   Some of those are great! "Oh, how cute...   Sep 19 2007, 04:29 AM
really_big_fan   "I knew Voldemrot when he was a kid! He w...   Sep 19 2007, 05:57 AM
ByRichard   "hey... i like your outfit, when i grow up, i...   Sep 19 2007, 06:00 AM
potterfan6   Muggle:"Hey can I borrow your stick to throw ...   Sep 19 2007, 01:19 PM
Hazey   Did you know that those masks really don't fla...   Sep 19 2007, 02:43 PM
potterfan6   QUOTE(Hazey @ Sep 20 2007, 05:43 AM) Did ...   Sep 19 2007, 04:38 PM
LoopyLooneyLunaLovegood   To Voldy-poo "You know, there are these muggl...   Sep 19 2007, 02:50 PM
blue4t   To Voldy: Did you use the same plastic surgeon as ...   Sep 19 2007, 03:25 PM
HG_in_training   QUOTE(blue4t @ Sep 19 2007, 04:25 PM) To ...   Sep 25 2007, 07:15 PM
ginny_harry   QUOTE(HG_in_training @ Sep 26 2007, 08:15...   Oct 19 2007, 08:18 AM
princess eileen   QUOTETo Voldy: Did you use the same plastic surgeo...   Sep 19 2007, 04:12 PM
Phoenix_226   QUOTE(princess eileen @ Sep 19 2007, 05:1...   Sep 19 2007, 04:26 PM
syimishah   QUOTE(princess eileen @ Sep 20 2007, 05:1...   Sep 20 2007, 12:16 AM
Snufflespup   Death Muncher   Sep 20 2007, 12:35 AM
stupefy_me   QUOTE(Snufflespup @ Sep 20 2007, 06:35 AM...   Sep 22 2007, 04:48 AM
Supreme Mugwump   "...And the results from your DNA test are......   Sep 20 2007, 12:16 PM
moony_lupin   Yoohoo! Mr Voldykins why do you insist on we...   Sep 20 2007, 12:20 PM
potterfan6   The term taking candy from a baby being so easy do...   Sep 20 2007, 01:19 PM
princess eileen   I knew your father..quite an enchanting fellow.You...   Sep 20 2007, 01:36 PM
Blue moon   Aw, none of you including your Lordie couldn't...   Sep 20 2007, 04:21 PM
Kaiser-Kun   Me: Hey, look! A cutie pureblood, over there...   Sep 20 2007, 07:26 PM
Phoenix_226   You know, because you wear so much black, people m...   Sep 20 2007, 08:26 PM
blue4t   To Voldy: Who are you? This can also be said to p...   Sep 20 2007, 10:19 PM
potterfan6   Me:Hey can you do the moonwalk? Voldemort:Huh? Me:...   Sep 21 2007, 01:35 AM
Shalanarah   QUOTE(potterfan6 @ Sep 21 2007, 01:35 PM)...   Sep 21 2007, 05:49 AM
Alanah_Gryfindor_gal   You say: " Voldemort... I mean what kind of ...   Sep 22 2007, 03:56 AM
Peace46   to any DE: "So, were your parents siblings......   Sep 22 2007, 04:04 AM
leakyluvver   voldemort sucks or Lucius malfoy your son a *BEEP*   Sep 22 2007, 06:58 AM
Kaiser-Kun   "Are you the famous Breath Eaters?"   Sep 22 2007, 09:41 AM
moony_lupin   To Lucius: Can I borrow your staff by any chan...   Sep 22 2007, 10:59 AM
sherman   To Voldemort "Hey, Mr. Voldymort...I think...   Sep 22 2007, 01:20 PM
blue4t   Ooh, love the Halloween costumes!   Sep 23 2007, 10:13 AM
Kaiser-Kun   "Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. Snape. Snape. S...   Sep 23 2007, 12:36 PM
jaimedanser   QUOTE(Kaiser-Kun @ Sep 23 2007, 11:3...   Sep 23 2007, 01:32 PM
Sgt Pepper   "The Dark Lord this, the Dark Lord that... wh...   Sep 24 2007, 05:35 AM
Ioli   A cup of Amortentia my dear????   Sep 24 2007, 06:04 AM
Sethtaylorsummer   What's his name? Moldysnort? Yeah what's h...   Sep 24 2007, 06:15 AM
moony_lupin   *walks up to Voldemort* Me: Can I have a light ma...   Sep 24 2007, 08:21 AM
FlyingFireworks   And now I'd like to introduce you all to the m...   Sep 24 2007, 10:06 PM
Kaiser-Kun   *after Harry escapes from the graveyard in Goblet ...   Sep 24 2007, 10:51 PM
blue4t   QUOTE(Kaiser-Kun @ Sep 24 2007, 11:5...   Sep 25 2007, 11:41 AM
potterfan6   Me:Hey can I get a bottle of milk please? Death Ea...   Sep 25 2007, 12:29 AM
maltwit   To a death-eater: “Yer mother is a house-elf and ...   Sep 25 2007, 11:14 AM
Ioli   Care to Join S.P.E.W? The membership fee is 2 Sick...   Sep 25 2007, 02:18 PM
HPluvr13   QUOTE(Ioli @ Sep 25 2007, 02:18 PM) Care ...   Sep 25 2007, 05:30 PM
princess eileen   QUOTE*after Harry escapes from the graveyard in Go...   Sep 25 2007, 02:21 PM
bookworm44   to voldemort: theres this thing called a shower......   Sep 25 2007, 05:40 PM
Telperaca   QUOTE(bookworm44 @ Sep 25 2007, 11:40 PM)...   Oct 19 2007, 06:01 AM
potterfan6   QUOTE(Telperaca @ Oct 19 2007, 09:01 PM) ...   Oct 19 2007, 07:04 PM
jaimedanser   To Voldemort: "So, how does it feel to be the...   Sep 25 2007, 06:16 PM
blue4t   "Gryffindor's better than Slytherin....   Sep 25 2007, 06:52 PM
sherman   Dumbledore: "Soooo, Love won after all didn...   Sep 25 2007, 07:40 PM
potterfan6   Me:Hey Voldy! Voldemort:What? Me:What do you g...   Sep 26 2007, 02:28 AM
Sgt Pepper   One for Travers... "Hey everybody, it's...   Oct 19 2007, 05:04 AM
blue4t   With wand pointed at Lucius's hair: Diffindo...   Oct 19 2007, 10:03 AM
Kaiser-Kun   Me on the mic: "Hey there, Death Eater fellas...   Oct 19 2007, 07:16 PM
Azkaban's_Angel   QUOTE(souptin @ Sep 17 2007, 06:33 PM) is...   Oct 20 2007, 09:01 AM