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Half-Blood Prince Film Discussion Please use the Argent Scrim's forum for all discussion of the new Half-Blood Prince film and events. We've moved the fan movie experience threads over there. Thanks everyone!

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Harry Potter... The Musical? (filks!), Part II

Seven of Nine View Member Profile	Oct 27 2006, 02:05 PM Post #1
Leaky's Resident Borg Queen Posts: 11,908 Joined: 11:45am July 25, 2005 Location: in space, the final frontier . . .	This thread is dedicated to all those who enjoy music, rewriting songs, and filling every hour of your day with a soundtrack. The idea began back in one of the 5 billion "Snape's Loyalty" threads with this humble beginning: QUOTE(Proto @ Aug. 16 2005,18:46 ) QUOTE(CommonLoon @ Aug. 16 2005,13:59 ) As far as Dumbledore and what else we might learn about him, I think she had made some comment about his family and its relevance. Which I suppose would be Alberforth...and not an illegitimate Snape--which I say to make sure I'm on topic. QUOTE what if his object is not to pass information, but to wait until the time is right, when Harry has destroyed the horcruxes and meets LV one on one and then... SNAPE PLANS TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF AS LILY DID. For that we'll have to wait and find out, hopefully in book 7, if he knows about the horcruxes. I wonder if Harry might need Snape to help him kill a horcrux (disable? sounds very Star Trek: "Horcrux disabled, Captain. Shall I raise shields?"). Anyway, back to Harry, he will need help physically getting rid of the horcruxes, if Dumbledore himself needed help. Ron and Hermionie are good, but I think he will require extra aid, and, well, obviously if somehow Snape ends up helping with that, he'll obviously not be on Voldemort's side. QUOTE(Proto @ Aug. 16 2005,12:47 ) QUOTE(CommonLoon @ Aug. 16 2005,00:38 ) QUOTE He is her superstar and she's pretending he's not. She's pretending Harry is the superstar, when meanwhile anytime she wants she can end the pandamonium over Snape. Sev'rus Snape, Superstar, do you think you're what they say you are? Thanks, Andrew Lloyd Webber. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA - LMAO!!! Snape - The Musical. I think it could work, but we'd have to find out a bit more about him before we write it. And we could have Dumbledore and LV singing "What's the buzz, tell me what'sa happening..." :nods: Brilliant! Whoo! That works perfectly for that song. Well, I'll definitely have fun thinking more about that...at risk of the dreaded OT: V&DD: What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening? S (to DD): I'll tell you what I know. Voldemort's obsessed with fighting deaths and fates he can can't defy. If you knew the plan he's hiding, you wouldn't tell Hogwarts good-bye. V&DD: What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening? S (to V): I'll tell you what I know. Dumbledore is getting weaker and I think he can't last long, The future of the Order's looking bleaker--as you know I'm never wrong. ...all right, I promise no further off-topic songs, I have given myself a warning. Oh, even if it is off topic, that's just a gem of a start. "I Don't Know How to Love Him" could be a Lily flashback (or Narcissa, depending on your views), "Horcruxes on Their Minds" sung by Harry, "Lord Voldemort's Song" (So you are the spy, you're the great double spy - prove to me that you're devine; Kill Dumbledore and we'll be fine... if you do that for me, then I'll let you go free - Come on you King of the News.), "The Severus Must Die (He is Dangerous)" sung by Bella, "Severus Snape, Superstar" sung by Harry (or Dumbledore), my personal favorite, "Trelawny's Dream," and much, much more Here's the rules (so to speak). This is a thread where you can create musical numbers! Rewrite songs, song titles, etc. and make them fit Harry Potter. It can be funny (as above), sappy, cute, whatever. It does not have to be from a musical. Since not every knows the same music, though, it could behoove you to mention the name, artist, and perhaps genre/origins of the song that you S.P.o.O.F. (had to write that in somehow). Many of us will be posting a lot, so just browse and catch on. Most importantly, though - HAVE FUN!!! Click here for Part I The above was originally written by Perenelle and posted in Part 1 here This post has been edited by Seven of Nine: Oct 28 2006, 09:44 AM -------------------- "That's why he fought. That's why he lived again, and that was the answer to Tam's question. I fight because last time, I failed. I fight because I want to fix what I did wrong. I want to do it right this time" -- Rand

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artemiswolfang View Member Profile	Oct 27 2006, 08:38 PM Post #2
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 8 Joined: 12:48pm June 28, 2005	Since my post was the last one before the end of the last thread, I think I should post it again because it's not likely that many people will see it (if that's not okay, let me know). Furry Little Secret A Harry Potter Parody of All-American Reject's "Dirty Little Secret" Let me know where I went wrong As I sing this mournful song I've done this a time or two And I don't need to tell you You go "Don't throw it away I want to know what you have to say" Okay, I'll tell you what you want to know I'll tell you my furry little secret (furry little secret) Don't tell a soul Or it will be your biggest regret (your biggest regret) You really have to keep it My furry little secret And now you know People live such fragile lives What they don't know lets them survive I've been around a time or two Until I found a friend like you I've told you all that I can say And I hope that you will stay You are the only one that can know I'll tell you my furry little secret (furry little secret) Don't tell a soul Or it will be your biggest regret (your biggest regret) You really have to keep it My furry little secret And now you know The way I feel inside (inside) Instincts I can't deny (deny) This sleeping dog won't lie (won't lie) I don't want to rip people apart Escape this nightmare I'll tell you my furry little secret (furry little secret) Don't tell a soul Or it will be your biggest regret (your biggest regret) I'll tell you my furry little secret (furry little secret) Don't tell a soul Or it will be your biggest regret (your biggest regret) You really have to keep it My furry little secret My furry little secret My furry little secret And now you know And now you know Download it here.

Theoriser View Member Profile	Oct 31 2006, 05:56 AM Post #3
Knockturn Alley Fingernail Vendor Posts: 793 Joined: 10:44am September 2, 2005 Location: Buried under a mountain of homework	This is the first filk I've ever written. It's to the tune of ABBA's song "Honey Honey", with Voldemort singing it. I wrote it originally for the broadway filkcast on PotterCast. It was kind of loosly based on a PotterCast episode where John said that Harry wasn't going to fight Voldemort because he was so full of love. I got lazy with some of the rhymes though Harry Harry - to the tune of ABBA's "Honey Honey" Harry Harry, I just want you dead, Harry Harry Harry Harry, you fill me with dread, Harry Harry I trusted the prophecy It was nearly the end of me But the love that I couldn't see Didn't conquer me 'Cause I had my horcri Harry Harry, what's so great about you? Harry Harry What's the boy who lived compared to You-Know-Who? Harry Harry The Power that I know not Was the vital thing I forgot But now that I have you here You're at my mercy (Harry singing) I don't wanna hurt you Voldy Even if it means I die You know I forgive you You were just a normal guy (Voldemort singing) Well I'm still going to kill you Nothing else I would rather do Avada Kedavra and maybe some crucio too Harry Harry, I detest you so, Harry Harry Harry Harry, I'll kill you blow by blow, Harry Harry Your name will always be mud Just the same as your mother's blood And Harry to say the least You'll soon be deceased (Harry) You know I forgive you, you were just a normal guy (Voldemort) Avada Kedavra and maybe some crucio too Harry Harry, I just want you dead, Harry Harry Harry Harry, you fill me with dread, Harry Harry (Chorus sung to fade) I trusted the prophecy It was nearly the end of me But the love that I couldn't see Didn't conquer me 'Cause I had my horcri -------------------- Avatar by the amazing kimmyblair!

gingin77 View Member Profile	Oct 31 2006, 04:13 PM Post #4
Knight Bus Driver in Training Posts: 599 Joined: 5:29pm February 19, 2006 Location: the Burrow	WOW!!!! a new Filk thread!!!.... that is so freaking awesome alright now it is time for me to put my first post in the new thread.. with two new filks First is a filk from "More than Words" ~ Eric Clapton Filked to "Say the Word" To say goodbye to you, they're not the words I want to say to you What will get through to you that your friends are allways there for you Its easy, let us help you hunt the horcruxes Say the word, and we'll be there to lend a helping hand Don't you say I have to stay, for my safety, 'cause I already know That leaving you, would just tear my heart in two Say the word I'll be at your side, dont you tell me to go hide what would you say if I just came anyway Then you couldn't run off to, fight alone agains You Know Who Ladida ladadada just say the word Ladida ladadada Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand That all you have to do is drop your pride and just tell us your plans And trust me, we wont but in you can run the show Just the word, is all we need to get ready to go Dont you say I have to stay for my safety, 'cause I already know That leaving you would just tear my heart in two Say the word I'll be at your side, don't you tell me to go hide What would you say if I just came anyway Then you couldn't run off too, fight alone against You Know Who The second filk is from Carrie Underwood's "Jesus Take the Wheel"... filked to 'Riddle Took Control" She was ridding that sunday on the scarlet steem engine First of September her first year Leaving home and her mama and her daddy She didnt show her fear Then her brothers go and leave her all alone, no friends to be seen It would be a long hard year She had a lot on her mind and she needed an escape So she headed to her trunk Before she knew it she was talking to Tom and who'd have thunk that his kind words that flashed before her eyes Would soon start to make her cry She started to foget And soon she would regret Cause Riddle took control Took it from her hands She was no longer on her own He took control To get one more chance He possessed her life and soul Riddle took control She started to get worried when her days became blurry and she lost large blocks of time She pannicked when she saw te other students petrified like rocks And for the first time in this whole time She tried to get away She threw the diary away But then got it right back She thought she had no chance Because later on that night Riddle took control Took it from her hands She was no longer all her own He took her down To the Chamber that night To try and take her life and soul Oh Riddle took control Oh, he took her down To the Chamber that night To Try and take her life and soul Her life and soul Riddle took control what do you think guys? -------------------- I love my Wizard Rock I KNOW MY UNFORGIVABLE CURSES The Secret Owls rock my sox!!!

ladyamanda123 LadyA View Member Profile	Nov 1 2006, 01:39 PM Post #5
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY	Hey everyone, Well pat me on the back - I just finished my first FILK recording session and I actually figured out how to make Audacity work for me. YAY! I recorded 3 FILKs and I'm quite happy with the results. In this thread can we only share typed lyrics? If not here, is there a place to share our finished MP3's? I'd really love some experienced FILKers opinions/comments/etc on what I've done so far. For now I'll post the lyrics: FILK #1 - Dumbledore Written by: Amanda (Lady A) Music: Yesterday (the Beatles) Sung by Harry Dumbledore You’re the one that Voldie feared they’d say And yet I stand here all alone today Oh Dumbledore You went away Suddenly I’m not the little boy I used to be Those I love must stop protecting me It’s time to face my destiny Why you had to go now I know It had to be I know you are gone But I long For Dumbledore Dumbledore You believed that he was not a snake Your belief in him was your mistake Oh Dumbledore was killed by Snape How he tricked you so I don’t know You’d never say Now our world seems wrong And I long To murder Snape Dumbledore The task ahead of me’s too much to bear How will I handle this when you’re not there Oh Dumbledore This isn’t fair ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- This one is a Christmas Filk - Anyone know if Pottercast will have a Christmas Filk show? They totally should! I'd love to enter! FILK #2 - Voldie Baby Written by: Amanda (Lady A) Music: Santa Baby (Marilyn Monroe/Madonna) Sung by Bellatrix Lestrange INTRO: Ladies and Gentlemen Live from her cell in Azkaban Ready to sing her Christmas tribute to her Dark Lord Bellatrix Lestange! Hello Death Eaters! Are you ready to sing about our Dark Lord? Here we go! Voldie Baby Pass a wand here over to me, honey I’m always loyal to you, Voldie Baby So hurry back my Dark Lord tonight Voldie Baby A nasty little jinx-y or two, would do To keep the wizards in line, Voldie Baby So hurry back my Dark Lord tonight Think of all the fools who would Think that you are really, truly gone for good Next year could be so e-vil If you’d come back and set us free Ba doo be doo Voldie honey I want you here, the muggles would shed some tears If you‘d come back to me now, Voldie Baby So hurry back my Dark Lord tonight Voldie Cutie There’s one thing I really can’t take, this break Time spent away from you, Voldie Baby So hurry back my Dark Lord tonight Voldie Baby And make the wizarding world all stress, a mess Leave your dark mark behind, Voldie Baby And hurry back my Dark Lord tonight Come and break me from my cell Seeing you return would be - oh so swell Azkaban has been oh so mean Let’s see if you’ll be rewarding me Ba do be doo Voldie Baby I know that you can’t really be gone, so long No half blood kid could beat you, Voldie baby So hurry back my dark Lord tonight Hurry back my dark Lord tonight Hurry back my dark Lord - tonight --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FILK #3 - Chosen One Rap Written by: Amanda (Lady A) Music: White Boy Rap (By George in Scary Movie 3) Sung by: Harry Snitch…Jo Now everybody here at Hogwarts school Stick your wands in the air cause Voldemort is through Everybody here at Hogwarts school Put’em up - Check it out I’m a half blood but my magic’s cool I’m the youngest Quidditch player in the whole dang school Well Dementors give me a scare And I’ve got messy hair You all know my name cause my scar is there How many muggles have I killed? Zero…uh And Dumbledore happens to be my hero I grew up with the Dursleys and I didn’t know magic But I’m learning fast so old Voldie better panic Well I got through the maze I hate Ramilda Vane My middle name’s James And Voldemort’s insane So maybe I’m young and you think that I’m done But you better run, cause I’m The Chosen One -------------------- Lady A Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'

Clara Loveny View Member Profile	Nov 2 2006, 12:40 AM Post #6
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 15 Joined: 8:55pm August 8, 2006 Location: Australia	I thought I might actually post for once! Reading your filks has been a lot of fun. You are all so good! This may be a good way for me to boost my post count up ... and get rid of my phobia of posting in threads The tune of this filk is Coldplay's, Fix You. Imagine a nice electric organ introduction to get you into the Quidditch-y mood! xD Harry is singing to Ron, giving him his support the help him train for the Quidditch team. Some of the sylabols are a bit iffy ... but it's my first shot so cut me some slack! When you reach for the Quaffle but miss by miles When you think you’ll loose in the Quidditch trails When she looks at you but never smiles Stuck in reverse When you won’t show yourself to your brothers face When you hope to Merlin that you’ll get a place When you feel like an utter a waste Could it be worse? Flight will guide you home and ignite your bones And I will try to fix you You try your hardest but you’re too slow You are far too stubborn to let it go And your failure just seems to show What is it worth? Flight will guide you home and ignite your bones And I will try to fix you Wind blows, in your face When you loose something called “your grace” Wind blows, in your face and I Wind blows, in your face Promise that you will learn from your mistakes Wind blows, in your face and I Flight will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you This post has been edited by Clara Loveny: Nov 2 2006, 12:41 AM -------------------- The perfect ending to the Harry Potter series: the Giant Squid consumes Britain.

FreedomStar View Member Profile	Nov 2 2006, 12:57 AM Post #7
Coach of the Hogwarts Equestrian Team Posts: 2,122 Joined: 7:02pm January 28, 2005 Location: boiling snape in a cauldron of shampoo	Wow, these are all excellent! I think I might have a go at writing a filk, although don't expect me to actually record it. I don't have any of the equipment or anything. But I think it'd be fun to do one to the tune of 'Before He Cheats' by Carrie Underwood. (Yeah, i'm a huuuuuge country music fan. gingin77- I love that song, Jesus Take the Wheel. But it always makes me want to cry! I don't easily get teary eyed over much.

ladyamanda123 LadyA View Member Profile	Nov 3 2006, 02:01 AM Post #8
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY	QUOTE Yeah, i'm a huuuuuge country music fan. Yay country! I've actually got a Filk to a Kenney Chesney song in the works at the moment! You should definitely take a stab at writting a filk. It's a lot of fun and totally addictive! I swear every song I hear now I turn it into a filk in my head! LOL I wrote a couple more filks last night and today but haven't polished them off yet. Maybe by the weekend I'll post them up. I love everyone else's filks btw! They are all awesome! I'm totally new to this area of the fandom but I'm falling very quickly in love with it! This post has been edited by LadyA: Nov 3 2006, 02:02 AM -------------------- Lady A Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'

devilssnare12 View Member Profile	Nov 3 2006, 10:59 AM Post #9
The Talking Mirror in Room 7 Posts: 1,782 Joined: 3:56am August 14, 2006 Location: The greenhouse, trying to keep warm without fire, waiting for someone to squeeze!	OMG I just read through the first thread and I haven't laughed so much in ages! I definitely going to have a go at writing one! Lady A, 'Dumbledore' to Yesterday is inspired! Okay, so I've wrote two!!! They're both truly dreadful, but oh well... The first one's to the tune of How Soon Is Now? by the Smiths. It's being sang by Voldemort haha, here it goes I'm Salazar's rightful heir Of a house whose members have the purest blood I'm Salazar's heir And I'm a parseltongue You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I'm immortal, I don't need to be loved Just like everybody else does. I'm Salazar's rightful heir Of a house whose members are the most cunning I'm Salazar's heir Of the Chamber of Secrets You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I'm immortal, I don't need to be loved Just like everybody else does. There's a boy who I tried to kill But he had somebody who really loved him So I try to kill him again But he survives again So I punish those who Ruined my plan. And it's all because of Dumbledore. Well, he's not here anymore See I've already waited too long, And all his protection has gone. The second one's to the tune of The Boy With The Thorn In His Side, again, by The Smiths. It's set at the beginning of OotP when Harry's stuck in Privet Drive. -The Boy With The Scar On His Head The boy with the scar on his head Behind the glasses there lies An ancient protection of love (Harry:) How can the Prophet tell these lies And the Minister won't believe me. How can they see Cedric's body And still they don't believe me. And if they don't believe me now Will they ever believe me? And if they don't believe me now Will they ever believe me? The boy with the scar on his head Behind the glasses there lies An ancient protection of love. (Harry:) How can they see my mother's eyes And still they don't believe me. And after all these deaths They don't want to believe me. And if they don't believe me now Will they ever believe me? And if you want to fight How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Dum - ble - do - ore Duum - ble - do - ore Du - huh - huh - um - ble - dore ( Dumbledore repeated several times in typical Morrisey style) Tell me what you think, be brutal -------------------- Voldemort and Luna! are too cool for shoes... A proud member of S.Q.U.E.E and M.A.F.I.A and a proud Huffinclaw! Coming soon...

Fairest_Lily View Member Profile	Nov 3 2006, 01:05 PM Post #10
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 34 Joined: 10:11am October 3, 2006	Hey, I'm pretty new to filking, but here are three filks I wrote to music from West Side Story, redone as Dark Side Story!! Hope you like 'em~ Horcruxes (Maria) Voldemort: Horcruxes! I’ve just learned a spell for horcruxes! And suddenly my soul, Will never be as whole again! Horcruxes! I’ve just killed someone for my horcruxes! And somehow I will live, When Lily gives up all she can! Horcruxes! One’s a locket that’s gold and shiny. One’s a ring that is cracked and grimy. Horcruxes… I’ll never stop making horcruxes! I Feel Evil (I Feel Pretty) Voldemort: I feel evil, oh so evil, I feel evil, and nasty, and mean! And so evil, Just one look at me will make you scream! DE’s: Lalalala la la la la lala! Voldemort: I feel scary, and not hairy, I feel cruel, and nasty, and bad! And so evil, It would drive anyone of you mad! DE’s: Lalalala la la la la lala! Voldemort: See that evil lord in that vision there! DE’s: What vision, where? Voldemort: Who can that attractive lord be? DE’s: Which? What? Where? Who? Voldemort: Such an evil face, such an evil laugh, such an evil smile, such an evil me! Hehehehehe! I feel evil, oh so evil, I feel evil, and nasty, and cruel! I’m so evil, because, I’m You-Know-Who! Crazy Potter (Cool) Fudge: Potter, Potter, crazy Potter, Don’t believe Potter! Says Voldy’s back, Says I’m off track, Don’t believe Potter! Trust me, and the Ministry, We’ve got control. Everything’s great, nothing on our plate, Shut up, ‘cause we’re on a roll! Potter, Potter, crazy Potter, Don’t believe Potter! Got it handled, There’s no scandal, Just don’t believe Potter! Potter’s bad, he’ll make you mad, He wants you all scared! Potter’s wrong, so hear this song, The Ministry is quite prepared! Potter, Potter, (fade out) -------------------- <a href="http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/#quiz:results:143909"><img src="http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/newquiz/take_quiz/image_sm/143909" /></a>

ladyamanda123 LadyA View Member Profile	Nov 3 2006, 05:34 PM Post #11
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY	Devilssnare: I'm not familiar with either of the songs your filks are based on but I LOVE the lyrics! Great writing job! Fairest_lily: Dark Side Story? Excellent! I'm laughing my butt off singing I Feel Evil! (la lalalalal la la la la la - heehee) -------------------- Lady A Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'

devilssnare12 View Member Profile	Nov 4 2006, 01:34 PM Post #12
The Talking Mirror in Room 7 Posts: 1,782 Joined: 3:56am August 14, 2006 Location: The greenhouse, trying to keep warm without fire, waiting for someone to squeeze!	QUOTE(LadyA @ Nov 3 2006, 10:34 PM) [snapback]996933[/snapback] Devilssnare: I'm not familiar with either of the songs your filks are based on but I LOVE the lyrics! Great writing job! Fairest_lily: Dark Side Story? Excellent! I'm laughing my butt off singing I Feel Evil! (la lalalalal la la la la la - heehee) Thank you! Next time I'll have to use more popular songs though!!! Fairest_Lily, I've got 'I feel evil' stuck in my head too!!! -------------------- Voldemort and Luna! are too cool for shoes... A proud member of S.Q.U.E.E and M.A.F.I.A and a proud Huffinclaw! Coming soon...

gingin77 View Member Profile	Nov 8 2006, 12:19 AM Post #13
Knight Bus Driver in Training Posts: 599 Joined: 5:29pm February 19, 2006 Location: the Burrow	QUOTE(LadyA @ Nov 3 2006, 04:01 AM) [snapback]996356[/snapback] QUOTE Yeah, i'm a huuuuuge country music fan. Yay country! I've actually got a Filk to a Kenney Chesney song in the works at the moment! You should definitely take a stab at writting a filk. It's a lot of fun and totally addictive! I swear every song I hear now I turn it into a filk in my head! LOL I wrote a couple more filks last night and today but haven't polished them off yet. Maybe by the weekend I'll post them up. I love everyone else's filks btw! They are all awesome! I'm totally new to this area of the fandom but I'm falling very quickly in love with it! which one cause i did Keg in the Closet already..... its in the old thread i think -------------------- I love my Wizard Rock I KNOW MY UNFORGIVABLE CURSES The Secret Owls rock my sox!!!

ladyamanda123 LadyA View Member Profile	Nov 9 2006, 04:35 PM Post #14
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY	Hey guys, I feel like I've gone FILK crazy this past week. I love it! I finished a couple more yesterday. Haven't had a chance to record them yet but oh well! LOL Here's the lyrics: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Potterhead* (Not so lovingly dedicated to Laura Mallory) Music: Popular (Wicked the Musical) Lyrics: Amanda (Lady A) Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I And let’s face it - there are some Less fortunate than I My magic sense tends to start to scream And no matter what their opinion I simply have to clue them in I know, I know, exactly what they should read And even in your case Though it’s the toughest case I’ve yet to face Don’t worry, I’m determined to persuade I’ve come to your aide Don’t be afraid You’ll be a Potterhead A big giant Potterhead I’ll show you the ghosts and spells Yeah these books are swell The little clues that Jo puts in - Woo! I’ll walk you through Hogwarts school Cause it sure is cool Imagination really counts in a Potterhead A big giant Potterhead You’ll hang on the internet Leaky & Mugglenet Are some sites you’ve got to know So let’s start cause 6 books is an awfully long way to go Don’t be offended by the Wizardology There is no evil ever found in all of these Just a bunch of awesome moral values Friendship, Love & Loyal-ty It’s what you’re gonna see It’s really great to be a Potterhead I know about Potterheads And by book number 3 I think you’re gonna be Completely all over obsessed - Yes! So lose that muggle attire And get yourself some wizard dress….robes La La La La You’re gonna be a Potterhead When I see misguided persons Who think Harry’s full of curses Devil worship, lots of evil stuff I tell them Harry gets kids brains a-workin’ Imagination grows for certain Is Harry Potter evil? Don’t make me laugh Harry’s popular - please He made reading popular And with help from Hermione Your kids will love to read Instead of watchin’ MTV They will all be Potterheads Like me Why Miss Mallory What’s wrong with you? Harry’s wonderful! And though you are scared You think we’re all ensnared With some devil worshipping Your gonna have to bear it This worldwide Potterology - HA! La La La La There will be Potterheads A whole world of Potterheads Like Me! ---------------------------------------------------------- *Look At Me - Hermione* Written by: Amanda (Lady A) Music: Look at me I’m Sandra Dee (Grease) Sung by: Hermione (1st year) Look at me - Hermione Perfect little Miss Prissy Won’t break a rule Here at Hogwarts school I can’t! I’m Hermione Watch it - careful what you do Think of all the points you’ll lose If you’re not careful and if you get caught Your house will not forgive I don’t cheat, cross a line I turn my work in on time I get O’s on all my exams Take your fun & games And just get away I don’t approve of such things As for the boy, Draco Malfoy Killing him would be such a joy But I must keep my cool Or get kicked out of school And that I could not take Fred! George! Let me be Keep your trouble far from me I know I’ll do fine That Head girl badge is mine Oh yes - that’s right - I’m Hermione -------------------- Lady A Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'

mrsnextdoor Mrs. Next Door View Member Profile	Nov 13 2006, 04:54 PM Post #15
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 40 Joined: 8:27am October 21, 2006	Only The Good Die Young (Voldemort's perspective) Come out Death Eaters, don't let me wait You minion types start much too late Aw, but sooner or later it comes down to fate I might as well be the one Well, they showed you some magic, they took you away They bought you some books and a wand to wave Aw, but they never told you the price that you pay For good things you might have done..... Only the good die young That’s what I said only the good die young x2 You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd We ain't too pretty, we are too proud We might be laughing a bit too loud Aw, but that never saved no one So come on Death Eaters, show me a sign Send up a Dark Mark I'll throw you the line That mask of goodwill you're hiding behind Never lets in the fun Oh yeah, only the good die young (whoa x5 ) I tell ya Only the good die young x2 You got a brand new broom and a party on your acceptation To that Hogwarts school Yeah, you were a fool But Death Eaters they didn't give you quite enough information You didn't count on me When you were learnin’ Astronomy (oh whoa whoa) They say there's a heaven for those who will wait Some say it's better but I say it ain't I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints The sinners have much more fun... you know that only the good die young oh whoa baby I tell ya only the good die young, X2 You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a cell in prison She didn’t think well of me But did she ever say a spell for me? Oh whoa whoa Come out come out come out Death Eaters don’t let me wait, You minion types start much too late Sooner or later it comes down to fate I might as well be the one, You know that only the good die young I'm telling you baby You know that only the good die young Only the good die young Only the gooooooooooooooood Only the good die young Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo... [hr] It's my first one. This is what happens on a loooong car trip with the radio going. -------------------- "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure"-Luna Lovegood Avvie by Sammie, Sig by KimmyBlair.

Ravenclaws_Heir View Member Profile	Nov 13 2006, 07:46 PM Post #16
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 196 Joined: 10:41pm October 25, 2006 Location: Curled up with a book in the Ravenclaw Common Room.	This is the first filk I’ve ever written, I’d appreciate critique! This version does not have a title but it is to “Another Day” from Rent (The movie version.) Ron: Who do you think you are? Barging in, on my and my Lav-Lav Little nerd hey The door is that way You better go back to your Arithmancy homework Take your planner Take your homework Your perfect OWL’s, I just can’t handle Well take your long bushy Brown Hair Your big teeth Goodbye, goodnight! I can’t love you, but I love you I can’t love you, but I…NO! Chorus (Ron): Lavender Brown’s The one for me Our hearts will be entwined As are our arms and legs You need to stop this now Cause your confusing me I’m not up for grab’s Cause she’s the one for me The one for me Hermione: Bulgarian Bon Bons Don’t interest me I need a Weasley To be my king I’ve tried to deny it But I know that I can’t Krum’s just no match for you Ronald There’s only us There’s only this Forget Lav-Lav Or I’m yours to miss My heart is true To only you We are meant to be Ron: Excuse me, I’m trying to snog But if you love me, then tell me What’s that letter to Krum? Take your papers Take your perfect scores Don’t forget, stop at the Owlery Now if you don’t mind I love my Lav-Lav Get away from me And never ever come back Chorus (Ron) Hermione: There’s only us There’s only this You must reveal Your hearts true song No other boy Can catch my heart We are meant to be Hermione: I can’t control. Ron: My Lav-Lav’s feelings Hermione: My hearts true love Ron: Girl’s—they’re mysteries Hermione: Harmonians are mad—delusional Ron: What’s a Harmonian? Hermione: It’s all confusing Ron: Just let me be Hermione: There’s only us There’s only this Dump Lavender Don’t cower in fear Of your true heart And it’s desires Hermione: We are meant to be Ron: But what will Lav-Lav say? Hermione: We are meant to be Ron: But if I dump her, I just know she’ll cry Hermione: We are meant to be Ron: Will you love me, but still check my homework? Hermione: We are meant to be Ron: I know I can’t, don’t think I should, I just don’t know, but I love you Hermione: We are meant to be Ron: I guess your right, if you say so, I do love you, my heart is true Together: We are meant to be -------------------- avatar and icon by shmcminn1

ladyamanda123 LadyA View Member Profile	Nov 14 2006, 12:11 PM Post #17
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY	Mrs. Next Door - Great lyrics! I know the song but not well so I couldn't sing along as much in my head as I usually do but I really like the lyrics a lot! Ravenclaw's Heir - Great job! I love Rent and love this song! I especially liked the delusional bit...still giggling to myself! -------------------- Lady A Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'

Ravenclaws_Heir View Member Profile	Nov 14 2006, 05:15 PM Post #18
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 196 Joined: 10:41pm October 25, 2006 Location: Curled up with a book in the Ravenclaw Common Room.	QUOTE(LadyA @ Nov 14 2006, 12:11 PM) [snapback]1005364[/snapback] Ravenclaw's Heir - Great job! I love Rent and love this song! I especially liked the delusional bit...still giggling to myself! Thanks! I love Potterhead! Someone needs to sing that for Laura Mallory! This post has been edited by Ravenclaws_Heir: Nov 14 2006, 05:22 PM -------------------- avatar and icon by shmcminn1

mrsnextdoor Mrs. Next Door View Member Profile	Nov 14 2006, 07:57 PM Post #19
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 40 Joined: 8:27am October 21, 2006	Well, Ravenclaw's Heir, I know Rent not at all, but I love the lyrics. Are you going to record it? -------------------- "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure"-Luna Lovegood Avvie by Sammie, Sig by KimmyBlair.

Ravenclaws_Heir View Member Profile	Nov 14 2006, 10:57 PM Post #20
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 196 Joined: 10:41pm October 25, 2006 Location: Curled up with a book in the Ravenclaw Common Room.	QUOTE(Mrs. Next Door @ Nov 14 2006, 07:57 PM) [snapback]1005709[/snapback] Well, Ravenclaw's Heir, I know Rent not at all, but I love the lyrics. Are you going to record it? Thanks! I'd like to record it, but first I need a guy to sing Ron's part. -------------------- avatar and icon by shmcminn1

Fairest_Lily View Member Profile	Nov 23 2006, 11:46 AM Post #21
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 34 Joined: 10:11am October 3, 2006	Hey, happy Thanksgiving all American filkers!! This is a filk that seriously came to me this morning. It's to Brave Sir Robin from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, or Monty Python's Spamalot (great show btw). Brave Young Potter (Brave Sir Robin) Brave young Harry Potter Went forth from Hogwarts School. He was not afraid to die, O brave young Potter! He was not at all afraid To face his mightiest foe. Brave, brave, brave Harry Potter! He was not in the least bit scared Of the Cruciatus Curse, Or of the Inferi, Or the trolls and giants. The Death Eaters don't scare him And dementor's are child's play. Werewolves aren't the least bit frightening, Brave young Potter. His mentor killed and His girlfriend gone and Draco's a Death Eater and Snape's a liar. The locket's been stolen and R.A.B.'s dead and His scar's a Horcru- (spoken) Shh! Not 'til the seventh book!! -------------------- <a href="http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/#quiz:results:143909"><img src="http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/newquiz/take_quiz/image_sm/143909" /></a>

PatFromSwitzerla... PatFromSwitzerland View Member Profile	Nov 23 2006, 05:06 PM Post #22
Disgruntled House-Elf at The Leaky Cauldron Posts: 450 Joined: 4:09pm November 23, 2006 Location: in Gryffindor common room, reading DH :-)	Hi everyone I'm new on the forum (well, sort of; I was here once before but somehow I lost track and my username, well... ). I'm a regular PotterCast listener and I thought those filk show's are the BEST OF THEM ALL! And then I found out that there is a filk thread on the forums, so I HURRIED to get there! I liked the Brave Young Potter filk (especially the end)! And I was so AMAZED at artemiswolfang's voice! WOW! I have started to record my very very first filk but after hearing your filk... uhm, I will rehearse a little more, I think... For a start I will post the lyrics, OK? English is not my mother tongue, so I'm really happy if you guys point out any mistakes to me. And of course I'm looking forward to any comments you professionals have for a raw beginner! Music: Les Misérables, Empty Chairs at Empty Tables Text: by me Title: "Dumbledore’s Death" The situation: Harry's standing on the tower in the crack of dawning a day after Dumblerdore’s death, mourning There’s a grief that can’t be spoken And the pain goes on and on And the tower top’s deserted Now that Dumbledore is gone. Here he fought his fatal battle Here he froze me in my cloak Here he slumped against the ramparts And received his final stroke. From deep inside the castle Snape came up as if from hell And he raised his wand and shouted the deadly spell! Dumbledore, in jets of green lightning - Me motionless and put - Was falling to the tower’s foot. Dumbledore, my tutor, why Do I live and you are dead? I’d have willingly accepted To have perished in your stead. Empty skies above the castle Empty lights split clouds apart Empty grounds and empty meadows Emptiness in my heart. (despairingly) Dumbledore, my friend, please, tell me What your sacrifice was for If there is a higher reason (slowing) I can’t see it anymore. Happy to be here!!! PatFromSwitzerland -------------------- Wanna hear my filks? You can find them all on my filk site! Proud to be the only PotterCast fan from Switzerland - see the PotterCast map!

Fairest_Lily View Member Profile	Nov 23 2006, 10:03 PM Post #23
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 34 Joined: 10:11am October 3, 2006	Hey PatFromSwitzerland, great filk!! I LOVE Les Mis (best musical EVER!!), and your lyrics are great, as is your English. You should record your filk, it's awesome! I wrote a Les Mis filk too, but the thread I posted it on got closed. It's called Just One More, to One Day More. It's set at the end of book 7. Just One More Harry: Just one more! Only horcrux left for me to find, I'll leave this rotten journey far behind! Voldemort won't stand a chance, I'll fight him, oh, I'll watch him dance! Just one more! Ron: We are nearly at the end, We can finally be together! Ron and Hermione: You're no longer just a friend! Life's about to get much better! Ginny: Just one more 'til he comes back! Harry: Ginny will be mine again! Ginny: He will say he loves me once more! Harry: But Voldemort must not know! Ginny: With the Horcri in the sack, Harry: She must stay, and I must go! Ginny: He will defeat Voldemort! The Order: Just one more and then we're through! Harry: I will find it soon, I swear! The Order: We'll have won the war at last! Harry: With the help of my best friends! The Order: Voldy's soul is down to two! Harry: Voldemort will meet his end! The Order: No more death spells will be cast! Our leader's dead, But still, we fight! Harry: Just one more! Voldemort: Foolish boy, thinks he can find them, He will never get away! I have hidden them forever! He will see, I'll make him pay! Death Eaters: Gotta kill and maim, Do it just the same, Even if our lord is dead and gone! We'll still be insane, Still got more to gain, Killing mudbloods is just so much fun! The Order: One more 'til the final battle Neville and Luna: We'll help fight, we know we must! The Order: We know the good side will win! Neville and Luna: Though we're young, please trust us! Death Eaters: We will slaughter them like cattle! Snape: I don't know which side I'm on! Death Eaters: Let the destrustion begin! Harry: The final one, is in my grasp! Just One More! Ron and Hermione: We are nearly at the end! We can finally be together! Voldemort: My Death Eaters go to battle, I will lead them from behind! My henchman will destroy them! My horcrux, Potter will not find! Ginny: Just one more and then he's mine! Harry: Just one more! Ron and Hermione: Harry needs his two best friends! We will fight evil forever! Voldemort: Foolish boy, thinks he can find them, He will never live to tell! I have hidden them forever! Death Eaters: Gotta kill and maim, Do it just the same, Even if our lord is dead and gone! Harry: Just one more, and then we're done, Book seven will tell what's to come! All: At the end we'll discover What Jo Rowling has in store! One more fight! One more left! JUST ONE MORE!! -------------------- <a href="http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/#quiz:results:143909"><img src="http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/newquiz/take_quiz/image_sm/143909" /></a>

PatFromSwitzerla... PatFromSwitzerland View Member Profile	Nov 24 2006, 04:30 PM Post #24
Disgruntled House-Elf at The Leaky Cauldron Posts: 450 Joined: 4:09pm November 23, 2006 Location: in Gryffindor common room, reading DH :-)	QUOTE Hey PatFromSwitzerland, great filk!! I LOVE Les Mis (best musical EVER!!), and your lyrics are great, as is your English. You should record your filk, it's awesome! I wrote a Les Mis filk too, but the thread I posted it on got closed. It's called Just One More, to One Day More. It's set at the end of book 7. Hi Fairest_Lily, thanks for your compliments, I really appreciate them! I can return them honestly, your filk is WONDERFUL! You've chosen one of the REALLY great moments of the BEST musical EVER - but then, I think this musical consists of nothing else than REALLY great moments... Anyway, I LOVE your lyrics, you have found such a great way to reflect a similar situation in Harry Potter with just as many aspects as in the original! What a deed! I really, really long to record my filk because, in fact, I'm quite proud of it but I must first get started with headsets and stuff and get used to Audacity. But I have written another filk which I have already recorded! Next thing is to set up a site where I can place it, so stay tuned... A question: Have any of you found a CD with the orchestral part of Les Misérabeles but without the voices? I would be so happy. The music on the CD I found in a music store in Zurich is rather poor. Maybe someone knows a good source? Pat -------------------- Wanna hear my filks? You can find them all on my filk site! Proud to be the only PotterCast fan from Switzerland - see the PotterCast map!

PatFromSwitzerla... PatFromSwitzerland View Member Profile	Nov 26 2006, 03:00 PM Post #25
Disgruntled House-Elf at The Leaky Cauldron Posts: 450 Joined: 4:09pm November 23, 2006 Location: in Gryffindor common room, reading DH :-)	Hi everyone! I' ve worked like a fool this weekend (but this doesn't say anything, as all my friends think I'm a fool anyway with my obsession) to get my Harry Potter Filk Site online. It's not a great thing, just a place where I can share my filks (and still a quite deserted place). You can check it out here if you like. My second ever filk is already up, a tiny song called "The Aurors's Battle Song" to the tune of a German folksong. Sorry, the sound is not really good, I'm still using this little hole in my laptop that is supposed to be a mic. Anyway, you can find the mp3-file right here and these are the lyrics: The Auror's Battle Song *********************** tune: a popular canon in German ("Hejo, spann den Wagen an!") The next voice can be added after every line (march-like) Aurors! It's time to get your wands! Let's hunt horcri and Death Eater's alike! Gather, all ye fighters, gather all ye fighters! Hope you like it! Pat -------------------- Wanna hear my filks? You can find them all on my filk site! Proud to be the only PotterCast fan from Switzerland - see the PotterCast map!

Gryffoenix View Member Profile	Nov 29 2006, 12:58 PM Post #26
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 18 Joined: 4:32pm October 20, 2006	I'm currently working on a fanfiction called, "The Rocky Harry Potter Show" (Rocky Horror Picture Show) Cast of Characters: BRAD - Harry Potter JANET - Ginny Weasley DR. FRANK-N-FURTER - Severus Snape Magenta - Nymphadora Tonks Riff Raff - Remus Lupin Columbia - Luna Lovegood I can't figure out where to put Ron and Hermione. Help!!! But what do you think? -------------------- Ron Loves Hermione. Harry Loves Ginny. Remus Loves Tonks. Snape Loves Evil. Proud Gryffindor! (I'm even saving up for the Noble Collection Gryffindor Ring!)

ladyamanda123 LadyA View Member Profile	Nov 29 2006, 10:57 PM Post #27
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY	Fairest Lily & PatFromSwitzerland: Excellent job to both of you!!! I love the Filks! Young Potter made me laugh my arse off! Dumbledore's Death made me just about cry! Great Job! I need to write some new stuff Oh yeah, does anyone know when the due date is to get Christmas Filks in for PotterCast? This post has been edited by LadyA: Nov 29 2006, 11:28 PM -------------------- Lady A Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'

CoolestPotterHea... CoolestPotterHeadEver View Member Profile	Dec 3 2006, 12:37 PM Post #28
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 3 Joined: 12:56pm November 25, 2006	Great Job everyone! I am a HUGEEEE Broadway fan and Potter fan its so great to see my loves combinded great job everyone. But, I did actaully here there was a actual Harry Potter the musical in the works. I'm not sure if its true its just what I've heard. Thought I'd let you know I'm new too!

PatFromSwitzerla... PatFromSwitzerland View Member Profile	Dec 4 2006, 04:09 AM Post #29
Disgruntled House-Elf at The Leaky Cauldron Posts: 450 Joined: 4:09pm November 23, 2006 Location: in Gryffindor common room, reading DH :-)	And here comes my very, very first Christmas filk ever! It is to the tune of "Joy to the world" and I'm soooo excited to hear what you think about it: Joy to the World (Voldemort’s Defeat) ******************************** Joy to the world! It’s done, it’s done! The Darkest Lord’s defeat! Let Wizards, Muggles, Trolls and Newts And all of those Blast-Ended Skrewts And all be-ings of all kind All dance and sing out of mind! All da-ance and scre-e-am and sing on the street! No mo-ore tricks, no fear, no war! And Voldemort is dead! Death Eaters might still lurk about But they will hide without a doubt And we don’t care anymore! And we don’t care anymore! They a-all will be-e locked away in a shed! Let all people know the boy who lived Has sent the terror off! To Snake Lore or to Spinner’s End, Albania, or wherev’r he went! We don’t care any-y more We don’t care any-y more He sha-a-all rot and rot and rot in his trough! Joy to the world! This pest has gone! At last he met his end! Let Wizards, Muggles, Owls and Elves And wands, broomsticks and books on shelves And all be-ings of all kind All dance and sing out of mind! All da-ance and scre-e-am and sing round the bend! I'm still getting started with headsets and stuff, so it will take some time till I can record. Pat -------------------- Wanna hear my filks? You can find them all on my filk site! Proud to be the only PotterCast fan from Switzerland - see the PotterCast map!

ladyamanda123 LadyA View Member Profile	Dec 4 2006, 09:39 AM Post #30
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY	Good job Pat! YAY Christmas FILKs! I'm working on a couple of Christmas Filks of my own and currently I'm working on the recording of my Filk Voldie Baby (lyrics are earlier in this thread) and need some help. Any guys out there who would be willing to help by recording the intro to the song? I just want a guy's voice for the intro rather than my own voice introducing myself! LOL If you're interested PM me Thanks -------------------- Lady A Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'

Emily Vizi View Member Profile	Dec 4 2006, 05:20 PM Post #31
Hiding in the Iron Maiden at Borgin and Burkes Posts: 334 Joined: 8:31pm October 27, 2006 Location: chatting in the book club	These are great fliks everyone. I really enjoyed all the Les Mis ones -------------------- Thank you, Aornis for the avatar pic. "I get letters from parents saying I'm mean because I make Harry be nasty to Dudley. And I'm like, have you read Dudley, do you understand what Dudley's like? I mean, there's turning the other cheek and there's just being a moron!" -J.K. Rowling

PatFromSwitzerla... PatFromSwitzerland View Member Profile	Dec 12 2006, 04:53 AM Post #32
Disgruntled House-Elf at The Leaky Cauldron Posts: 450 Joined: 4:09pm November 23, 2006 Location: in Gryffindor common room, reading DH :-)	QUOTE(CoolestPotterHeadEver @ Dec 3 2006, 06:37 PM) [snapback]1020994[/snapback] But, I did actaully here there was a actual Harry Potter the musical in the works. I'm not sure if its true its just what I've heard. There is not only ONE musical but SERVERAL DOZENS!!! I found them on this link: http://home.att.net/~coriolan/musical/table5.htm. I checked some of them and they're truly amazing! It is an incredible site with hundreds of filks, but unfortunately no music files. I actually sent a filk to PotterCast and I'm so NERVOUS whether they're going to accept it. It would be such an HONOR!!! I keep my fingers crossed... and for everyone else who sends filks as well! PatFromSwitzerland (who is no officially the only PC fan from Switzerland, see http://www.frappr.com/pottercast) QUOTE(LadyA @ Dec 4 2006, 03:39 PM) [snapback]1021807[/snapback] Good job Pat! YAY Christmas FILKs! I'm working on a couple of Christmas Filks of my own and currently I'm working on the recording of my Filk Voldie Baby (lyrics are earlier in this thread) and need some help. Any guys out there who would be willing to help by recording the intro to the song? I just want a guy's voice for the intro rather than my own voice introducing myself! LOL If you're interested PM me Thanks Oh, LadyA, that is YOU! Was that filk on the last Christmas show? You've got such an INCREDIBLE voice (envy, envy)! Are you a professional singer? It sounds so wonderfl! Unfortuantely, I'm not a singing talent... PatFromSwitzerland -------------------- Wanna hear my filks? You can find them all on my filk site! Proud to be the only PotterCast fan from Switzerland - see the PotterCast map!

ladyamanda123 LadyA View Member Profile	Dec 13 2006, 11:51 AM Post #33
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY	QUOTE(PatFromSwitzerland @ Dec 12 2006, 04:53 AM) [snapback]1028270[/snapback] Oh, LadyA, that is YOU! Was that filk on the last Christmas show? You've got such an INCREDIBLE voice (envy, envy)! Are you a professional singer? It sounds so wonderfl! Unfortuantely, I'm not a singing talent... PatFromSwitzerland Hey Pat, I've actually never had a song on a filk show yet. I'm really new to filking and just barely starting recording. I actually just sent two (Voldie Baby and one about Moaning Myrtle) to PotterCast today in hopes that one or both will make it on the show (wasn't sure if we could submit more than one so I sent both and told them to pick if only one was allowed). Hopefully one of them is good enough to make the show! The Myrtle song actually turned out really well! Here's the lyrics: FILK #2 - Miserable Moaning Myrtle Written by: Amanda (Lady A) Song: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer You know the Bloody Baron And Nick Nearlyheadless The Pretty Gray Lady And Happy Fat Friar But do you recall The most depressed little ghostie of all Miserable Moaning Myrtle Boy that witch can really cry And if you ever meet her Well you're gonna wish you'd die All of the Hogwarts students Avoid old Myrtle like bad breath So Myrtle lives alone in her U-bend Where she sadly ponders death Then one strange and fateful day The trio came to say Myrtle with your bathroom bare Can we brew some potion there Myrtle got a crush on Harry But none of that could change her mind Miserable Moaning Myrtle Would still be crying all the time Miserable Moaning Myrtle Was murdered many years ago She was often teased and taunted But she'd get even, this you know After the snakey killed her Myrtle didn't go away She stuck around and haunted Olive And watches while the prefects bathe Several years after Harry Another boy came to chat But this boy was a crier too So Myrtle'd met her match Myrtle thought the world of Draco She really likes a sensitive guy But Draco had to flee from Hogwarts So Myrtle continues to cry This post has been edited by LadyA: Dec 13 2006, 02:29 PM -------------------- Lady A Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'

PatFromSwitzerla... PatFromSwitzerland View Member Profile	Dec 13 2006, 03:39 PM Post #34
Disgruntled House-Elf at The Leaky Cauldron Posts: 450 Joined: 4:09pm November 23, 2006 Location: in Gryffindor common room, reading DH :-)	QUOTE(LadyA @ Dec 13 2006, 05:51 PM) [snapback]1029280[/snapback] Hey Pat, I've actually never had a song on a filk show yet. I'm really new to filking and just barely starting recording. I actually just sent two (Voldie Baby and one about Moaning Myrtle) to PotterCast today in hopes that one or both will make it on the show (wasn't sure if we could submit more than one so I sent both and told them to pick if only one was allowed). Hopefully one of them is good enough to make the show! The Myrtle song actually turned out really well! Hi LadyA Oh, so I was mistaken, sorry. I'm not very familiar with pop songs (I was raised on classical music), so I get mixed up all the time. I thought there was a filk with the same title (but I can't tell what the tune was). So, anyway, I like you Moaning Myrtle Filk! It's very sweet, especally to the tune of Rudolphus the Red-Nosed Rendeer. I think I've never seen a filk on Moaning Myrtle before - I'm sure that's a bonus for the show! So, keep your fingers crossed! And I know of other shows that some sent several filks (and got played several!), so that should be no problem. Good on you! PatFromSwitzerland -------------------- Wanna hear my filks? You can find them all on my filk site! Proud to be the only PotterCast fan from Switzerland - see the PotterCast map!

RuneThomas Rune Thomas View Member Profile	Dec 14 2006, 09:12 AM Post #35
Professional Diagon Alley Window Shopper Posts: 59 Joined: 7:54am June 14, 2006 Location: USA, MASS.	Hi, I know this is cutting it close but if anyone wants to use my filk lyrics to send in a song be my guest, I just don't have the time to record one, 2 jobs and 4 year old son, so if your interested just message me. Could be adapted to Hagrid type voice. To the tune of Silver and gold (Island of the misfit toys style) Scarlet and gold, scarlet and gold, Everyone wishes to wear scarlet and gold. Is this year your first? Just sit down, and be brave, let the sorting hat do i'ts worst. scarlet and gold, scarlet and gold, Means so much more when I see, scarlet and gold decorations In the Great Hall with a Gryfindor house victory. What's a Holiday feast without fellow gryffindor by your side. Can't really sit with the Slytherins now, can you? And think of all the fun and joy that would be lost on a Hogwarts morning if all the young folks didn't get to see that crackling Common room fire. scarlet and gold, scarlet and gold Means so much more when I see, scarlet and gold school robes On my best friend Harry. -------------------- "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore

ladyamanda123 LadyA View Member Profile	Dec 14 2006, 02:38 PM Post #36
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY	Rune Thomas - I LOVE Scarlet and Gold! Great Filk! Pat - Yes I'm hoping they like the Myrtle one as I think it turned out the best. It's quite catchy! LOL I think at least one will be accepted. Someone from the show staff emailed me after I sent them in and said she really liked them and requested that I send in the lyrics (which maybe we were suppose to do anyway and I was a dork that didn't know! LOL) but hopefully that's a good sign! I hope one makes it on the show, that would be cool! -------------------- Lady A Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'

mrsnextdoor Mrs. Next Door View Member Profile	Dec 15 2006, 07:01 PM Post #37
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 40 Joined: 8:27am October 21, 2006	Hey everybody, I have a new one! It's Harry to the DA, to the tune of I'll Make A Man Out Of You from Mulan, my favorite Disney movie EVER. Enjoy! I'll Make Fighters Out Of You Harry: Let's get down to business To defeat Voldie, Did they send me weaklings To find four Horcri? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet Before we're through Children, I'll make fighters Out of you Tranquil as flobberworms But on fire within. Once you Stupefy them, You are sure to win You're a weak and scared Pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make fighters Out of you Ron: I'm never gonna catch My breath Lavender: Say good-bye to those Who knew me Seamus: Boy, was I a fool last week For cutting Charms Zacharias: This guy's got 'em Scared to death Cho: Boy, I hope he’s Looking at me Neville: Now I’ll get revenge on those Who caused me harm! DA: Be fighters Harry: We must be swift as The coursing river DA: Be fighters Harry: With all the force Of a great typhoon DA: Be fighters Harry: With all the strength Of a raging fire Mysterious as the Dark side of the moon Time is racing toward us Till Voldie arrives Heed my every teaching And you might survive You're unsuited for The rage of war So pack up, go home You're through How could I make fighters Out of you? DA: Be fighters Harry: We must be swift as The coursing river DA: Be fighters Harry: With all the force Of a great typhoon DA: Be fighters Harry: With all the strength Of a raging fire Mysterious as the Dark side of the moon DA: Be fighters Harry: We must be swift as The Coursing river DA: Be fighters Harry: With all the force Of a great typhoon DA: Be fighters Harry: With all the strength Of a raging fire Mysterious as the Dark side of the moon -------------------- "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure"-Luna Lovegood Avvie by Sammie, Sig by KimmyBlair.

PatFromSwitzerla... PatFromSwitzerland View Member Profile	Dec 18 2006, 08:23 AM Post #38
Disgruntled House-Elf at The Leaky Cauldron Posts: 450 Joined: 4:09pm November 23, 2006 Location: in Gryffindor common room, reading DH :-)	First of all: CONGRATULATIONS, LadyA!!! PotterCast #68 is out, and your Moaning Myrtle filk's on the show!!! Wow! Well done! I'm so happy for you! I'm still hoping to be on the second part... I was busy with some more filks. One is called "Musings in the night". It was inspired by the scene in the first movie when Harry is sitting on the window sill in his very first night at Hogwarts. The music I chose is "Abendempfindung" by Mozart (KV 523). Unfortunately, I don't play the piano and I haven't got the accompaniment to this song. If there is someone out there who's got an mp3-file (or can make one) and could send it to me I would be so grateful (I can send you the scores, if necessary)! For a start, I have recorded the filk without any accompaniment (see beneath). Then I wrote a second filk, also very gloomy. It is about Ginny mourning the loss of her relationship at the end of book 6, and it's called "The Life I Lived". I wanted to write a filk for "I Dreamed a Dream" from the musical Les Misérables, because I simply love that song and always cry whenever I hear it. It was a TOIL somehow, it did not start out well, but I worked hard on it for several days, and now I'm quite contended. I wonder what you think about those, and here they come: Musings in the Night ************************ tune: Mozart, "Abendempfindung", KV 523 text: by PatFromSwitzerland situation: Harry sitting at the window of his dormitory, musing over his lucky fait at the first evening in Hogwarts (not knowing what horrors lie before him) Nighttime falls, the grounds lie still and forlorn And the moon casts silver light. How can I even think of those recent hours! They have passed by in a flight! Barely can I believe I was locked and mistreated It is only days away! I was lonesome then! I Became a shy and Silent boy, the Dursleys easy prey! But then there came - a lett'r from Hogwarts school Am I a wizard, one to be? Next I was taken by a gian For the first time in life I’m free! Now I’m here, a boy like any other Far away and free from chains! In this castle full of secrets Where Dumbledore protects and reigns. Ghosts, and classes, and owl post The Common Room, the vaults, the Great Hall’s dome And Ron, my very first friend ever It all feels so much like home! It all feels, it all feels so much like home! How could this occur to me? How could A boy like me find finally a place like this? Oh, thank heaven, I’ve been saved, my past lies behind me From now on I’ll live in joy and bliss! Oh, thank heaven, I've been saved, my past lies behind me From now on, from now on, from now on I'll live in joy and bliss I'll live in joy and bliss, I'll live in joy and bliss! You can download the mp3-file right here. The Life I Lived *********************** Tune: “I Dreamed a Dream” from the musical Les Misérables Lyrics: by PatFromSwitzerland Situation: Ginny is alone after Harry broke up with her at Dumbledore’s funeral and mourns the loss of her relationship I’ve lived a life of joy and bliss It felt as endless as an ocean I still think back and reminisce About this time of deep emotion Before, I was shy, full of fear, Just sure my love was everlastin’ Then, I grew strong and made it clear That he is mine, and always has been! But now fate has struck a blow Closing in, so surreptitious, Turning happiness to woe Tearing him and me apa-a-a-art I wished for years, it had come true That he and I would get together When he kissed me out of the blue - That’s when for good I lost my heart Now, it cries out in silent screams My mind fears thinking of the painful For dest’ny’s shattered all my dreams So cold, unheeding and disdainful And yet I can’t believe it’s true Aft’r all we overcame together Aft’r all the things we have gone through (slowing) I hope he will recall that, too. You can find the mp3-file right here. Hope you enjoy them and greetings from Switzerland! PatFromSwitzerland -------------------- Wanna hear my filks? You can find them all on my filk site! Proud to be the only PotterCast fan from Switzerland - see the PotterCast map!

HPluvr13 View Member Profile	Dec 22 2006, 08:12 PM Post #39
Stocking Snitches at Quality Quidditch Supplies Posts: 652 Joined: 9:36am October 21, 2006 Location: Belting out Seussical!	I just sort of belted this out in shower last night. It's really bad...but it's about the release of the 7th title and it's to the tune of Joy to the World: Joy to the World! The title is here! Let every fan rejoice! Let women, men, and children alike Repeat the breaking news Repeat the breaking news Repeat repeat the breaking news Joy to the World! It's the Deathly Hallows! But exactly what does that mean? Well hallow means holy And deathly deadly But does that mean Harry will die? Does that mean Harry will die? Oh please oh please don't let him die! Joy to the World! The title is here! But where on earth is the date? Oh Jo please tell us When will it arrive But also take your time Also take your time Oh please oh please take your time Joy to the World! It's the seventh book! But what will happen next? Will Rowling stop writing? Is it coming to an end? Will the phonomenon fall? Oh will the phonomenon fall? Oh Harry we love you please do-on't fallll! -------------------- The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well. Ereya at ereya.deviantart.com can be credited for my awesome avatar!

Skeeter94 Ms. Skeeter Assi. View Member Profile	Dec 25 2006, 06:31 PM Post #40
Getting Fitted for New Dress Robes Posts: 47 Joined: 3:45pm August 22, 2006 Location: Salem Institute	These filks are so funny!! I'm trying to read the whole Part 1 thread. But it's a little hard but the funnyness is GREAT!!! I've tried doing my own but it was challenging.

Merlin'sBeard View Member Profile	Dec 27 2006, 11:16 PM Post #41
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 21 Joined: 1:06pm July 8, 2005	well I didn't get it in in time for this year but maybe next year, here's my FILK taken from Dr. Suess's You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.......enjoy AW "You're a Mean One, Professor Snape" You’re a mean one, Professor Snape You really are a prat You’re as cold as a Dementor And as flighty as a bat Professor Snape You're a worthless vampire With a greasy black cape You're a monster, Professor Snape You've got pudding in your viens You're hair is full a maggots You're got jello in your brains Professor Snape I'd like to beat you with Professor MacGonagal's cane You're a Basilisk, Professor Snape And you prey on every kid You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick giant squid Professor Snape Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick Giant Squid You hate Potter, Professor Snape You despise his every breath And though you've saved him for Lord Voldemort You'll celebrate his death Professor Snape You're a rotten cornish pastry and fungaface sandwich With bubotuber puss You're malodorous, Professor Snape I would vomit with just one sniff You're a nauseaus, caustic potion And smell like a hippogriff Professor Snape Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, Mangled up in tangled up knots. You're foul one, Professor Snape You're a pompus, wompus, PUNK! Your hair is full of greasy locks You soul is full of junk Professor Snape The three words that best descirbe you are, as follows and I quote, "Git, Prat, PUNK!" -------------------- “They run off eckeltricity, do they? Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs. And batteries. Got a very large collection of batteries. My wife thinks I’m mad, but there you are.”

hannah_dundee Hannah_Dundee View Member Profile	Dec 28 2006, 09:14 PM Post #42
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 8 Joined: 12:02pm June 24, 2006 Location: Canada	Hi! This is my first time writing a filk. I wrote to Jekyll & Hyde "This is the Moment". This is the Moment This is the moment! This is the day, When I send all my Death Eaters On their way! Every horcrux, I have made - ever - Is coming into play, Is with me now - today! This is the moment, This is the time, When the pain and the suffering Becomes mine! Give me this moment - This precious chance - I'll gather up my past And show them all at last! This is the moment, When all I've done - All the dreaming, Scheming and screaming, Becomes one! This is the day - See it sparkle and shine, When all I've lived for Becomes mine! For all these years, I've faced the world alone, And now the time has come To prove to them I've made it on my own! This is the moment - My final test - Prophecy beckoned, I never reckoned, I’d kill him at last! I won't look down, I must not fail! This is the moment, The sweetest moment of them all! This is the moment! Damn all the odds! This day, or never, I'll live forever Like a god! When I look back, I will always recall, Moment for moment, This was the moment, The greatest moment Of them all! This post has been edited by Hannah_Dundee: Dec 28 2006, 09:20 PM --------------------

ladyamanda123 LadyA View Member Profile	Dec 30 2006, 08:21 PM Post #43
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY	QUOTE(PatFromSwitzerland @ Dec 18 2006, 08:23 AM) [snapback]1033390[/snapback] First of all: CONGRATULATIONS, LadyA!!! PotterCast #68 is out, and your Moaning Myrtle filk's on the show!!! Wow! Well done! I'm so happy for you! I'm still hoping to be on the second part... Thanks Pat! I just barely got the chance to listen to it today! Been so busy with the holidays. I was really pleased to hear mine on there! I haven't gotten to the second part yet. I hope yours made it on as well! I really like the two new filks! QUOTE(HPluvr13 @ Dec 22 2006, 08:12 PM) [snapback]1039157[/snapback] I just sort of belted this out in shower last night. It's really bad...but it's about the release of the 7th title and it's to the tune of Joy to the World HPluvr13 - I loved your Joy to the World filk! That is exactly how I feel about the new title! QUOTE(Merlin'sBeard @ Dec 27 2006, 11:16 PM) [snapback]1043833[/snapback] well I didn't get it in in time for this year but maybe next year, here's my FILK taken from Dr. Suess's You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.......enjoy AW Merlin's Beard - This one had me rolling on the floor! SOOOOO funny! And I love the pic too! Heehee! QUOTE(Hannah_Dundee @ Dec 28 2006, 09:14 PM) [snapback]1044970[/snapback] Hi! This is my first time writing a filk. I wrote to Jekyll & Hyde "This is the Moment". Hannah - Welcome to the land of Filking! Great job on your first one! Great job to everyone on the holiday PotterCast filks! I can't wait to listen to round 2 of them! -------------------- Lady A Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'

greenfire View Member Profile	Jan 1 2007, 01:11 AM Post #44
Getting Fitted for New Dress Robes Posts: 58 Joined: 3:32pm July 26, 2006	Yes, Merry New Year everyone! And to who ever posted about the Rocky Harry Potter Picture Show, I can't remember who, but I encourage you strongly to post anything from there that you have come up with so far! That is my favorite movie! I have tried to come up with a filk for the opening song Science Fiction Double Feature Picture Show but have never had time to just sit down and think about it. -------------------- Peeves, whom Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute... Dumbledore's girl, through and through. Professor Longbottom looked at young Potter and said, "You have your mother Ginny's eyes, but you look just like your father, only without the scar." -Dobby'sPurpleSock

RogueDoxy View Member Profile	Jan 1 2007, 08:58 AM Post #45
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 25 Joined: 8:15am December 28, 2006 Location: London, UK	In Pottercast #57 - Broadway Filks, TheArchduchess wrote a filk based on the Science Fiction song (she called it Crackpot Theory: Restricted Section) Check it out. The lyrics are hilarious! -------------------- Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul! - Captain Jack Harkness -

Overcast View Member Profile	Jan 4 2007, 01:00 AM Post #46
Severus Snape's Personal Assistant Posts: 2,288 Joined: 11:44pm November 29, 2005 Location: In the Hogwarts kitchen eating cookies.	Hi, all! Here's another from me. It's to Justin Timberlake's SexyBack. VoldyBack [Verse 1] I’m bringing Voldy back Yeah He’s somewhere out there ready to attack Yeah My dear rat friends, they told me where to go Yeah The Dark Lord calls, his body he does lack Yeah To Albania! [bridge] We have a plan That Potter boy He better watch his back Bertha Jorkins told us what we need to know The Triwizard Tourny is where we’ll get the boy Time to even the score! [chorus] Kill the spare Flesh, blood and bone Come here Potter Flesh, blood and bone Strap him to the grave Flesh, blood and bone Father’s bones Flesh, blood and bone Servant’s flesh Flesh, blood and bone Enemies blood Flesh, blood and bone Got a new body Flesh, blood and bone Robe me Flesh, blood and bone And I can touch him now Flesh, blood and bone I can touch him now Flesh, blood and bone [repeat 6 times] I can touch him now [Verse 2] I’m bringing Voldy back Yeah Them other Death Eaters are so cowardly Yeah The only one to find him was me you see Yeah My right hand I’ll give up so willingly Yeah My job is done [bridge] Death Eaters You see these Dark Marks Oh, how they burn You’re lucky our master is so merciful Bow down to him as he returns I confess myself disappointed! [chorus] Kill the spare Flesh, blood and bone Come here Potter Flesh, blood and bone Strap him to the grave Flesh, blood and bone Father’s bones Flesh, blood and bone Servant’s flesh Flesh, blood and bone Enemies blood Flesh, blood and bone Got a new body Flesh, blood and bone Robe me Flesh, blood and bone And I can touch him now Flesh, blood and bone I can touch him now Flesh, blood and bone [repeat 6 times] I can touch him now [verse 3] I’m bringing Voldy back Yeah Harry and our master are about to duel Yeah You thought he was gone never to return Yeah Voldy’s back and he’ll rule the world Yeah Avada Kedavra! [chorus] Kill the spare Flesh, blood and bone Come here Potter Flesh, blood and bone Strap him to the grave Flesh, blood and bone Father’s bones Flesh, blood and bone Servant’s flesh Flesh, blood and bone Enemies blood Flesh, blood and bone Got a new body Flesh, blood and bone Robe me Flesh, blood and bone And I can touch him now Flesh, blood and bone I can touch him now Flesh, blood and bone [repeat 6 times] I can touch him now Hope you guys like it! -------------------- W.L.Y.J. We love you Jo

devilssnare12 View Member Profile	Jan 5 2007, 04:14 PM Post #47
The Talking Mirror in Room 7 Posts: 1,782 Joined: 3:56am August 14, 2006 Location: The greenhouse, trying to keep warm without fire, waiting for someone to squeeze!	Overcast omg I love your filk!!! Especially because when I read it in my head it's like how Justin sings it - so funny Well, I've finally written another filk! It's to Rio by Duran Duran, sang by Ron: Hermy Sitting in a classroom, yeah, turning teacakes into mice Arithmancy, smile, I suppose it's very nice With a swish to your left and a flick to the right You levitate that feather, yeah You know you're something special and you look like you're the best Her name is Hermy and she raises her hand Just like the biggest know-it-all in all the land And when she answers she really says all that she can Oh Hermione won’t do anything if it’s banned I've seen you in Charms and I've seen you in Herbology Cor- recting my homework, it means so much to me Like winning the match for Gryffindor But then I'm sure that you know it's you it’s for Her name is Hermy and she raises her hand Just like the biggest know-it-all in all the land And when she answers she really says all that she can Oh Hermione won’t do anything if it’s banned Hey now (what?), look at that. Did Krum really ask you out? At the end of the night, did he kiss you goodnight? Cos then there might be A fight, a fight, a fight I'll take my chance 'cause you are on my side I tell you something I know what you're thinking I tell you something, I know what you're thinking Her name is Hermy and she’s always raising her hand Just like the biggest know-it-all in all the land And when she answers she really says all she can Oh Hermione won’t do anything if it’s banned Her name is Hermy of course she understands If you want to find oh just look for her hand Oh Hermione answers all that she can Okay, she might be doing something slightly banned… I think this song is a bit better known than The Smiths' ones. Anyway, hope you all like it. -------------------- Voldemort and Luna! are too cool for shoes... A proud member of S.Q.U.E.E and M.A.F.I.A and a proud Huffinclaw! Coming soon...

MarkPotter View Member Profile	Jan 8 2007, 07:22 PM Post #48
Cauldron Bottom Measurer Posts: 108 Joined: 4:20am November 16, 2006 Location: Ummmmm?	Hi! I have the begining of a filk but im kind of stuck with the next lyrics. It is to The Saints Are Coming by U2 and Greenday. There is a house in Hangleton, They call the Riddle Home And its a house of many a death and Voldy caused everyone. And thats where i get stuck, can anyone help? -------------------- 21-7-07 Hufflepuff's Rule. Slytherins Don't. Accept It. Move On.

Crookshanks_Rock... Crookshanks_Rocks View Member Profile	Jan 14 2007, 01:51 PM Post #49
Cauldron Bottom Measurer Posts: 99 Joined: 6:06pm December 24, 2006 Location: Crying because it's over, waaahhh!!	It's not really a filk but.... OK Ginny singing 'I will follow him' sorry I have no idea who sang it but I think it would be quite entertaining! -------------------- I finished Deathly Hallows in less than 36 hours and I cried when I finished. I luv Luna Lovegood!

saroca View Member Profile	Jan 18 2007, 11:12 AM Post #50
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 12 Joined: 5:08pm January 16, 2007 Location: Hogwarts	Well, it'd be brilliant. I thought about that once too. There is a lot of Wizard Rock around like Harry and the Potters, Draco and the Malfoys, The Whomping Willows, The Moarning Myrtles... I'd love to hear Draco singing 'My Dad Is Rich', it's a brilliant song from Draco and the Malfoys. And imagine Mrs. Weasley singing that mellow song from Celestina Warbeck 'A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Love'. Haha. -------------------- A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode." "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," said Hermione nastily, picking up her quill again.

P.J.Fry View Member Profile	Feb 11 2007, 11:17 PM Post #51
Cauldron Bottom Measurer Posts: 103 Joined: 9:43pm January 1, 2007 Location: Flying down the Hogwarts Quidditch Pitch on a Firebolt	Wow, Harry Potter the musical...That's an interesting concept, It's very hard to imagine Vodemort prancing and about a stage with his black cloak and snakelike face singing ... "I'm going to kill you, Harry Potter!"...what about Harry Potter as a Ballet, now that would be smash hit production! (j/k). Now I can imagine Peeves prancing about a stage, singing... -------------------- "that's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a heaping bowl of salt" - Fry

bettygranger View Member Profile	Feb 12 2007, 12:10 PM Post #52
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 166 Joined: 11:11am January 23, 2007	NO NEVER NO THINK ABOUT IT NO! it would be like the lord of the rings in musical, no way no, no no no no, it is serious no way, no no and of course nop.

hpboy13 View Member Profile	Feb 12 2007, 07:39 PM Post #53
Gringotts Dragon Tamer Posts: 1,932 Joined: 1:57pm May 20, 2006 Location: Probably at a Harry Potter fansite!	Wow, these filks are amazing! I am in love with mrsnextdoor's "Be A Man" and PatFromSwitzerland's "I dreamed a dream"! I am relatively new to filking, so these two I came up with probably aren't up to par, but they helped me get ym feelings out. First: "Can't Fight the Moonlight" I'm basically saying it's useless to fight the urge to read HP into the night. This is coming from personal experience. Under the night sky Gonna be with you And no one's gonna be around If you think that I won't stay up Well just wait until 'Til the sun goes down Underneath the starlight, starlight There's a magical feeling so right It will steal my heart tonight I can try to resist But not a second of reading can I miss Cuz I know, cuz I know That I, can't fight the HP urge Deep in the dark, I'll surrender your heart Cuz I know, Cuz I know that I Can't fight the HP urge..No I can't fight it... It's gonna get to my heart There's no escaping it Once a simple book Weaves a spell upon your heart No matter what you think It won't be too long 'Til the books are in my arms Underneath the starlight, starlight I'll be lost in the story so right Feeling it steal my heart tonight I can try to resist But not a second of reading can I miss Cuz I know, cuz I know That I can't fight the HP urge Deep in the dark, I'll surrender your heart Cuz I know, Cuz I know that I Can't fight the HP urge...No I can't fight it It's gonna get to my heart Cuz no matter what you do HP is gonna get to you (You're gonna know That I know) Don't try, you're never gonna win, oh Underneath the starlight, starlight, There's a magical feeling, so right It'll steal my heart tonight I can try to resist But not a second of reading can I miss Cuz I know, cuz I know That I can't fight the HP urge Deep in the dark, I'll surrender your heart Cuz I know, Cuz I know that I Can't fight the HP urge...No I can't fight it I can try to resist But not a second of reading can I miss Cuz I know, cuz I know That I can't fight the HP urge Deep in the dark, I'll surrender your heart Cuz I know, Cuz I know that I Can't fight the HP urge...No I can't fight it It's gonna get to my heart Second: A lsightly choppy version of "For Good" from Wicked. Basically, I have been changed for good because I've read these books. I'm sure we all have. I've heard it said That books come into our lives for a reason Bringing something we must learn And we are led To those who help us most to grow If we let them And we love them in return Well, I don't know if I believe that's true But I know I'm who I am today Because I read these books. Like a comet pulled from orbit As it passes a sun Like a stream that meets a boulder Halfway through the wood Who can say if I've been changed for the better? But because I read these books I have been changed for good It well may be That I’ll never be as excited again In this lifetime So let me say before we part So much of me Is made of what I learned from you You'll be with me Like a handprint on my heart And now whatever way the stories end I know they have re-written mine By becoming like my friend... Like a ship blown from its mooring By a wind off the sea Like a seed dropped by a skybird In a distant wood Who can say if I've been changed for the better? But because I knew you I have been changed for good. Who can say if I've been Changed for the better? I do believe I have been Changed for the better Because I read HP... I have been changed for good. -------------------- Hurrah for censorship! Apparently I'm not allowed to say that I wasn't allowed to say something in my sig. Point is, PM me if you wanna know why I've stopped posting.

notamuggle View Member Profile	Feb 12 2007, 08:35 PM Post #54
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 19 Joined: 10:03am April 2, 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada	Never even crossed my mind to put Harry Potter into a musical... but now that you have mentioned it I'm amusing myself greatly with the thought. Not to mention the potential song titles. Or songs you can apply to it. -------------------- "Accio Brain!" - Ron Weasley

hpboy13 View Member Profile	Feb 13 2007, 06:58 PM Post #55
Gringotts Dragon Tamer Posts: 1,932 Joined: 1:57pm May 20, 2006 Location: Probably at a Harry Potter fansite!	Here's another one to the song "What is This Feeling" from Wicked. Draco:What is this feeling? So sudden and new? Harry:I felt it the moment I laid eyes on you: Draco:My pulse is rushing: Harry:My head is reeling: Draco:My face is flushing: Harry and Draco:What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, Does it have a name? Yes!:Loathing Unadulterated loathing Draco:For your face Harry:Your voice Draco:Your clothing Harry and Draco: Let's just say - I loathe it all Every little trait, however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure and strong! Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing Loathing you My whole life long! Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs:Dear Harry, you are just too good How do you stand it? I don't think I could! He's a terror! He's a Tartar! We don't mean to show a bias, But Harry, you're a martyr! Harry:Well these things are sent to try us! Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs:Poor Harry, forced to reside With someone so disgusticified We all just want to tell you: We're all on your side! We share your: Harry and Draco (Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs): What is this feeling (Loathing) So sudden and new? (Unadulterated loathing) I felt the moment (For his face, his voice) I laid eyes on you (His clothing) My pulse is rushing (Let's just say:) My head is reeling (We loathe it all!) Oh, what is this feeling? (Every little trait) Does it have a name? (however small, makes our very flesh) Yes: (Begin to crawl.) Ahhh: (Ahhh:) All:Loathing! Harry and Draco (Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs): There's a strange exhilaration (Loathing) In such total detestation (Loathing) It’s so pure, so strong (Loathing) Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs:So strong! Harry and Draco: Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing, loathing For forever loathing, loathing, Truly deeply loathing, loathing you My whole (loathing) Life long! (Unadulterated loathing) -------------------- Hurrah for censorship! Apparently I'm not allowed to say that I wasn't allowed to say something in my sig. Point is, PM me if you wanna know why I've stopped posting.

SoonerGryffindor View Member Profile	Feb 13 2007, 08:55 PM Post #56
WeasleyCast's Hostess With The Mostest Posts: 6,606 Joined: 2:44am February 20, 2006 Location: At The Burrow taking cooking lessons from Molly	Just now, reading that filk I got the idea to write something to "I hate everything about you" Might have to add that to my ever-increasing list of filks that need to be done. -------------------- This Episode is so big, we needed Hermione's beaded bag WeasleyCast.Com

shinsplintssuck View Member Profile	Feb 16 2007, 09:07 PM Post #57
Getting Fitted for New Dress Robes Posts: 57 Joined: 2:54pm October 6, 2006 Location: Irish dancing with Seamus Finnigan at the Teelin studio!	Ok so I'm brand new to filking and this is my first time looking in this thread, but after just reading a couple posts I was inspired to finish a filk that I started a couple months ago. It's to the tune of This is the Moment from Jekyll & Hyde, and Hannah_dundee, I finished it before I even saw your filk, so I promise I wasn't copying. But yours was really good! I actually wasn't surprised that someone else had already used it because I think it describes perfectly how Harry will feel before finaly approaching voldemort. And LadyA, I remember hearing your Moaning Mertyl filk a while back on Pottercast and thinking it was so cute! And I love Mrsnextdoor's Be A Man filk. So anyway, here it is, my first filk: This is the moment This is the day When I get out my wand and try out the AK Every adventure I’ve had at Hogwarts Has led me to this day Despite all the dismay This is the moment This is the time I found the horcruxes And now Volie’s soul is mine Let me confront him Show him how I feel It’s time that he should know I’ll make him feel my woe! This is the moment When all I’ve done All of the visions And premonitions become one This is the day- See him cringe in fear Now I can fight for Those I’ve held dear! For all these years I’ve worked with Dumbledore And now the time has come To end the Dark Lord’s reign forevermore This is the moment The final task No, it’s not a maze But I will end this craze With one blast! I won’t retreat I must not fall! This is the moment The sweetest moment of them all! This is the moment! I’ve got her love Mum’s gift won’t fade I’ll win with her aid From above! When I look back I will always recall My time with Ginny, Ron, and Hermione The death of Lily Is avenged! Wow it feels good to actually finish one. I'm thinking of writing one to Lily's Eyes from the Secret Garden because it would fit so perfectly! -------------------- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? "I tried to tell her how if you could not accept the past and its burden there was no future, for without one there can not be the other, and how if you could accept the past you might hope for the future, for only out of the past can you make the future." All the King's Men

tommy_potterfan View Member Profile	Feb 23 2007, 07:09 AM Post #58
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 3 Joined: 11:34pm February 22, 2007	Speaking of musicals and harry potter I saw a musical spoof recently in Salt Lake City that was pretty awesome, some of you should think about submitting your filks. Tommy -------------------- http://www.HarryPotterHoliday.com tommy@harrypotterholiday.com

fleurlaura View Member Profile	Feb 24 2007, 08:19 PM Post #59
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 4 Joined: 1:47pm January 24, 2007	I, for one, would love to see how a musical of Harry Potter would do. I think it would be neat. I cannot wait to july for the movie and the 7th book fleurlaura

dragon_of destin... dragon_of destiny View Member Profile	Feb 24 2007, 09:32 PM Post #60
Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 176 Joined: 2:10pm January 13, 2007 Location: stalking Harry Potter	I would love to a see harry potter the musical.

shinsplintssuck View Member Profile	Feb 25 2007, 10:21 AM Post #61
Getting Fitted for New Dress Robes Posts: 57 Joined: 2:54pm October 6, 2006 Location: Irish dancing with Seamus Finnigan at the Teelin studio!	Alright here's another. It's to the tune of "A Summer in Ohio" from The Last Five Years A Summer at the Dursley's I could have a mansion on a hill I could lease a villa in Seville But it wouldn’t be as nice as a summer at the Dursley’s With a fat cousin named Dudley playing Xbox 360 I could wonder Hogsmede after dark Eat some candy shaped like the dark mark But it wouldn’t be as nice as a summer at the Dursley’s Where I’m sharing a swing with a champion boxer and his friend: Piers I could have a vault that’s full of galleons Arms like Gilderoy Lockhart’s guns Spells to make a veela purr I could be in line to be the minister Have hair that looks like Crookshank’s fur Still I’m certain I’d prefer to be feeling barely alive Right smack dap on Privet Drive I could shove an ice pick in my eye I could eat some fish from last July But it wouldn’t be as awful as a summer at the Dursley’s Without Ron, Hermione, wizarding chess, or Ginny I got Ron’s letter about his trip to Egypt And hermione’s broom servicing kit I stole a bite of their birthday cake under the floorboard and then I couldn’t stop Dudley, who was downstairs, got characteristically hungry Cause he was eating grapefruit and a little bit of celery So I smile like Mona Lisa and say, “I bet that tastes good!” He hates me, he hates me, but he ain’t gonna hurt me I’ve found my guiding light, I tell the stars each night I’ve got friends, I’ve got Hogwarts Son of a witch I guess I’m doing something right I finally got something right No, it’s not the Burrow but it’s on the way Over Christmas Ron said I can stay Then I’ll get on me knees and pray I can state in my next bio “I’m never gonna go back to the Dursley’s!” I could chew on tin foil for a spell I could get a root canal in Hell But it wouldn’t be as swell as this summer is gonna be! Cause the torture is just upsetting While I’m waiting for Bill and Fleur’s wedding So hurry up Ron, Hermione and get on the scene! Love, Vernon, Petunia, fat Dudley, and Mr. Harry Potter That’s me! -------------------- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? "I tried to tell her how if you could not accept the past and its burden there was no future, for without one there can not be the other, and how if you could accept the past you might hope for the future, for only out of the past can you make the future." All the King's Men

nympheart View Member Profile	Feb 27 2007, 07:30 PM Post #62
Gambol and Japes' Research Department Posts: 1,375 Joined: 3:41pm July 24, 2005 Location: The Time Room of the DoM, trying to find a way to slow down time	Okay, so this is to the tune of "Make 'Em Laugh" from "Singin' in the Rain." Bella is grabbed by LV after the battle in OotP and they Apparate to wherever. LV is angry about his plan going awry and Bella tries to cheer him up. "Make 'Em Scream" Make 'em scream Make 'em scream Remember you always made them scream Yeah, Dumbledore just gave us defeat Keep in mind you're not yet beat And the world will have fear 'Cause now the wizards all know you're here! You could get more Death Eaters and take out a town Fin'ly stop playing games and take the muggle-borns down And come out of hiding and show everyone your crown Make 'em scream Make 'em scream Make 'em scream Make 'em scream Make 'em scream Remember you always made them scream So the Potter brat just got lucky again There's next time, you'll get him then Make 'im writhe Make 'im cry And he'll bleed, then he'll plead, "Let me die" Start he off with a powerful Cruciatus Curse And Potter will know from there it'll only get worse Eventually will come the time he'd get in the hearse Make 'em scream Make 'em scream Make 'em scream Make 'em scream Make 'em scream Make 'em scream Make 'em scre-ee-ahhh! -------------------- "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" Thanks for the use of the Garden image tanyal33!

Hope_G_Harcourt View Member Profile	Mar 4 2007, 07:17 PM Post #63
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 8 Joined: 9:14pm February 28, 2007	OMG! I love this thread! I'm an actress in musical theater...and this just made me evening thinking of Harry Potter on Broadway! -------------------- You see, Harry and Hermione have to get together. That's just the way it's got to be. Because I say so. ;) So depressing! (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") Avatar by Hilary.

kimchee View Member Profile	Mar 5 2007, 10:18 PM Post #64
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 19 Joined: 9:26pm August 29, 2006 Location: Bloomington IL	I just found this Thread and let me tell you, hilarious! I was just telling my theater-major friend the other day (who where's his Gryffindor scarf daily) how there needs to be a Harry Potter play of some sort! So anyway, I find the notion amazing... I can just see it now (people running across stage yelling "Expelliarmus!" at one another). -------------------- "I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." -Albus Dumbledore

Fer_keeper View Member Profile	Mar 7 2007, 06:04 PM Post #65
Gringott's Cart Axle Greaser Posts: 2,789 Joined: 5:22pm February 18, 2007 Location: Argentina	It would be so amazing to have an HP musical. Can you imagine Harry singing "Part of your world", from the Little Mermaid, when he realizes he's a wizard. So funny This post has been edited by Fer_keeper: Mar 7 2007, 06:05 PM -------------------- Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. -The Princess Bride, Grampa

wilking people View Member Profile	Mar 15 2007, 04:27 PM Post #66
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 21 Joined: 9:27pm August 1, 2006	I wouldent say im really in love with this idea. I think it would take away some of the suspese. althogu I really havent ever been a real big fan of musicals anyway so............. -------------------- [size=4][color=#33CC00]VOTE FOR HAGRID

Unknown_Marauder View Member Profile	Mar 16 2007, 06:21 PM Post #67
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 2 Joined: 6:09pm March 16, 2007	actually I had a dream a week ago that Order of the Phoenix was a musical. The best part was the opening scene in the alley. Dudley was rapping to Harry and Harry had this huge opera type voice..lol..im cracking up just htinking about it... This post has been edited by Unknown_Marauder: Mar 16 2007, 06:21 PM

Leobabe91 View Member Profile	Mar 18 2007, 02:14 AM Post #68
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 4 Joined: 1:37am March 18, 2007 Location: Coventry, Rhode Island	I personally think it would be really cool to have HP as a musical. Sure I agree it would take away some of the supense, but it would be really awsome.

shinsplintssuck View Member Profile	Mar 21 2007, 02:26 PM Post #69
Getting Fitted for New Dress Robes Posts: 57 Joined: 2:54pm October 6, 2006 Location: Irish dancing with Seamus Finnigan at the Teelin studio!	I posted about this song in the thread "Songs that remind you of Harry Potter", so I decided to about my filk as well. This is to the tune of Lily's Eyes from the Secret Garden and it's from Snape's point of view. Lily's Eyes He has her eyes Harry has Lily’s bright green eyes Those that saw the Dark Lord long ago We had a deal and Voldie should have let her go How can I teach this boy and see those bright green eyes Harry has Lily’s bright green eyes Those eyes that closed and left me all alone He promised he would spare her and he let her go How can I teach this boy who has her bright green eyes? In Lily’s eyes was kindness She stuck up for me And even though she married James We were always meant to be He has her eyes He has my Lily’s bright green eyes Those eyes that loved James Potter never me Those eyes that never saw me, never knew I longed to hold her close To apparate in Lily’s eyes At Hogwarts now is Harry I dreaded the day He’d come and bring back memories I’d finally stowed away He has her eyes Harry has Lily’s bright green eyes Those eyes that gave me hope once long ago How can I now forget how foolish I had been To think that I’d find love in Lily’s eyes In Lily’s Eyes -------------------- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? "I tried to tell her how if you could not accept the past and its burden there was no future, for without one there can not be the other, and how if you could accept the past you might hope for the future, for only out of the past can you make the future." All the King's Men

chocolateisnotfo... chocolateisnotforbreakfast View Member Profile	Mar 22 2007, 12:12 PM Post #70
Graphics Guru Posts: 771 Joined: 8:58pm October 10, 2005 Location: Round on the outside and high in the middle... OHIO!	Hahaha, this thread CRACKS me up... my personal fave is Voldemort and the Death Eaters singing "I feel pretty" er... i mean "I feel evil" I've got one in mind, but need to come up with a few more clever rhymes before it's post-able Keep 'em coming, gang! --------------------

melanconia View Member Profile	Mar 29 2007, 10:32 PM Post #71
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 35 Joined: 11:06am January 21, 2007 Location: USA	I don't think Harry Potter would be that good in a musical edited by moderator to fix all caps post This post has been edited by SoonerGryffindor: Mar 29 2007, 11:49 PM

chocolateisnotfo... chocolateisnotforbreakfast View Member Profile	Mar 31 2007, 09:37 PM Post #72
Graphics Guru Posts: 771 Joined: 8:58pm October 10, 2005 Location: Round on the outside and high in the middle... OHIO!	Hagrid's Song... (based on "Part of That World" from Little Mermaid) "Part o' Their World" Look at this egg, isn' it neat? Don't know what's in it, or what it might eat Wouldn't yeh think I'm the man The man who loves... everythin'? Look 'round my hut, yeh'll think me a nut, Leeches an' doxies an' fire crabs... a mutt. Lookin' around here, yeh'd think Sure, he's got everythin'! I've got Portlocks an' Horklumps a-plenty I've got mooncalfs an' Puffskeins galore Yeh want grindylow spawns? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal. I want more I wanna see a Chimera herd I wanna see, wanna see 'em runn'n All through the fields o'... Where do yeh find 'em? Oh, Greece Hogwarts is great, but I'd much prefer Somewhere that wizards aren't jinxing an' stunnin' Somewhere that creatures have... What's that word again? Peace See where they walk See where they run See where they play all day in the sun Wanderin' free, wish I could see Part o' their world I'd be complete, if I could meet int'restin' creatures Boy, it'd be grand, ter walk their land, Where I belong If I leave here, jus' fer a year Bet they could find another teacher I'll start packing, food fer snacking Then say "so long!" Cuz' I'm ready ter know where the creatures go Find 'em an' pet 'em an' walk beside 'em They're not angry, or dangerous They're jus' so... strong Is it so wrong? Wrong ter adore? Creatures the rest o' the world jus ignore? Wonderin' free... wish I could see.... Part o' their world This post has been edited by chocolateisnotforbreakfast: Mar 31 2007, 09:40 PM --------------------

HPluvr13 View Member Profile	Apr 1 2007, 02:29 PM Post #73
Stocking Snitches at Quality Quidditch Supplies Posts: 652 Joined: 9:36am October 21, 2006 Location: Belting out Seussical!	QUOTE(chocolateisnotforbreakfast @ Mar 31 2007, 09:37 PM) [snapback]1161172[/snapback] Hagrid's Song... (based on "Part of That World" from Little Mermaid) "Part o' Their World" Look at this egg, isn' it neat? Don't know what's in it, or what it might eat Wouldn't yeh think I'm the man The man who loves... everythin'? Look 'round my hut, yeh'll think me a nut, Leeches an' doxies an' fire crabs... a mutt. Lookin' around here, yeh'd think Sure, he's got everythin'! I've got Portlocks an' Horklumps a-plenty I've got mooncalfs an' Puffskeins galore Yeh want grindylow spawns? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal. I want more I wanna see a Chimera herd I wanna see, wanna see 'em runn'n All through the fields o'... Where do yeh find 'em? Oh, Greece Hogwarts is great, but I'd much prefer Somewhere that wizards aren't jinxing an' stunnin' Somewhere that creatures have... What's that word again? Peace See where they walk See where they run See where they play all day in the sun Wanderin' free, wish I could see Part o' their world I'd be complete, if I could meet int'restin' creatures Boy, it'd be grand, ter walk their land, Where I belong If I leave here, jus' fer a year Bet they could find another teacher I'll start packing, food fer snacking Then say "so long!" Cuz' I'm ready ter know where the creatures go Find 'em an' pet 'em an' walk beside 'em They're not angry, or dangerous They're jus' so... strong Is it so wrong? Wrong ter adore? Creatures the rest o' the world jus ignore? Wonderin' free... wish I could see.... Part o' their world How on Earth did you come up with that?! Sooo funny!! still on the floor -------------------- The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well. Ereya at ereya.deviantart.com can be credited for my awesome avatar!

Wriggly_Wrackspu... Wriggly_Wrackspurt View Member Profile	Apr 2 2007, 04:39 AM Post #74
Gringotts Goblin Translator Posts: 1,218 Joined: 1:06am September 20, 2005 Location: The Melbourne Magical Menagerie (Australia)	chocolateisnotforbreakfast- That "Part of Your World" filk is brilliant! I've got a very odd mental image of Hagrid walking through the forest singing that with Fang at his heels, eying him in confusion... Anyway, I wrote these ones for the Elf Rebellion but I figured that I might as well come and post them here. They're both based on nursery rhymes, so they're not very long. This one's based on "Mary Had a Little Lamb": Dobby had a little sock Little sock Little sock Dobby had a little sock With snitches on the toe And every where that Dobby went Dobby went Dobby went Everywhere that Dobby went The sock was sure to go! And this one's based on "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star": Twinkle twinkle little elf Stacking up the larder shelf Kneading dough and cleaning soot Then finding socks to fit his foot Twinkle twinkle little elf Stacking up the larder shelf I love house-elves... This post has been edited by Wriggly_Wrackspurt: Apr 2 2007, 04:41 AM -------------------- PS: I do hope we've put enough stamps on

Sapphire Falcon View Member Profile	Apr 3 2007, 09:15 AM Post #75
Cauldron Bottom Measurer Posts: 144 Joined: 7:28am March 31, 2007 Location: Probably a parallel universe	QUOTE Dobby had a little sock Little sock Little sock Dobby had a little sock With snitches on the toe And every where that Dobby went Dobby went Dobby went Everywhere that Dobby went The sock was sure to go! That is so funny! House Elves are a fun filking subject. -------------------- McGonagall rules! Proud Ravenclaw! Harry Potter isn't everything...but it's right up there with oxygen. 2% teens have NEVER tried smoking. I am proud to be one of them. If you are one of them, copy and paste this on your signature.

never underestim... never underestimate wrackspurts View Member Profile	Apr 3 2007, 12:50 PM Post #76
Cauldron Bottom Measurer Posts: 105 Joined: 1:25pm September 14, 2006	The idea is that Voldemort would sing this shortly after his downfall when he attempted to kill baby Harry… Ev’ryone’s Scared Of My Name (to the tune of “Fame”) [VOLDEMORT] Harry believe me One day I’ll make you see You ain’t seen the end of me yet Give me time I’ll prove that you’ve met the best This vapour in me You may have set it free I won’t go as simply as that Don’t you know who I am? They all fear my name Fame I’m gonna live forever I know that I cannot die Why? My soul’s no longer together Death I have learned to defy Fame Pieces of soul - I’ve got seven That’s what I’m here to proclaim Fame I’m gonna live forever Ev’ryone’s scared of my name Surrender Surrender Surrender Surrender Surrender Surrender Surrender Surrender Harry you can fight You’ll never get it right You could AK me in the heart It would only tear me apart briefly Harry I am tough Your love won’t be enough You can wring your heart ’til it breaks You ain’t got what it takes Fame I’m gonna live forever I’ve worked out how to not die Die I am oh so very clever One day I’ll make sure you fry Fame Pieces of soul - I’ve got seven Imm-or-tal-i-ty’s my game Fame I’m gonna live forever Ev’ryone’s scared of my name Fame -------------------- All avatars by potterpuffs on livejournal

nympheart View Member Profile	Apr 8 2007, 01:10 PM Post #77
Gambol and Japes' Research Department Posts: 1,375 Joined: 3:41pm July 24, 2005 Location: The Time Room of the DoM, trying to find a way to slow down time	I wrote this filk awhile ago and lost it. Well now I found it so I can finally post it. It's to "Cooties" from Hairspray. "Pygmies" [Verity] Fred and George, this is for you. From Hogwarts they burst out With a bang Every student From that point on their praises sang [Verity with male shop assistants] They've got Pygmies! [female shop assistants] ...Pygmies [Verity] They got their own joke shop [Males] They've got Pygmies [Females] ...Pygmies [Verity] Since then thier buisiness hasn't dropped Trick wands, bonbons Without harm, daydream charm Oooh, I want one I want one, oooh. On O.W.L. exams They just didn't score all that well Although as you can see They can't make enough to sell [Males] They've got Pygmies [Females] ...Pygmies [Verity] Products off the shelves in a blink [Males] They've got Pygmies [Females] ...Pygmies [Verity] The best uniforms Real men wear pink Hurry, hurry [All] Run, run, run [Verity] Or you will be left with none Miniature Puffskiens are just too cute. [Males] They've got Pygmies [Females] ...Pygmies [Verity] They're just so strong in brain and heart [Males] They've got Pygmies [Females] ...Pygmies [Verity] If only you could tell the two apart [Males] They've got Pygmies [Females] ...Pygmies [Verity] Their stuff will ge you out of class [Males] They've got Pygmies [Females] ...Pygmies [Verity] Skivving Snackboxes for the mass Eat half the sweet [All] Be careful which side you eat [Verity] Then there's that defensive stuff [All] But I just want a Pygmy Puff [Verity] Began when away they flew And now you must beware of You-No-Poo And that's for you! This post has been edited by nympheart: Apr 8 2007, 01:11 PM -------------------- "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" Thanks for the use of the Garden image tanyal33!

Fer_keeper View Member Profile	Apr 9 2007, 11:03 AM Post #78
Gringott's Cart Axle Greaser Posts: 2,789 Joined: 5:22pm February 18, 2007 Location: Argentina	QUOTE(never underestimate wrackspurts @ Apr 3 2007, 02:50 PM) [snapback]1165700[/snapback] The idea is that Voldemort would sing this shortly after his downfall when he attempted to kill baby Harry… Ev’ryone’s Scared Of My Name (to the tune of “Fame”) [VOLDEMORT] Harry believe me One day I’ll make you see You ain’t seen the end of me yet Give me time I’ll prove that you’ve met the best This vapour in me You may have set it free I won’t go as simply as that Don’t you know who I am? They all fear my name Fame I’m gonna live forever I know that I cannot die Why? My soul’s no longer together Death I have learned to defy Fame Pieces of soul - I’ve got seven That’s what I’m here to proclaim Fame I’m gonna live forever Ev’ryone’s scared of my name Surrender Surrender Surrender Surrender Surrender Surrender Surrender Surrender Harry you can fight You’ll never get it right You could AK me in the heart It would only tear me apart briefly Harry I am tough Your love won’t be enough You can wring your heart ’til it breaks You ain’t got what it takes Fame I’m gonna live forever I’ve worked out how to not die Die I am oh so very clever One day I’ll make sure you fry Fame Pieces of soul - I’ve got seven Imm-or-tal-i-ty’s my game Fame I’m gonna live forever Ev’ryone’s scared of my name Fame So...funny...can't...breathe...drops dead I just love this filk of yours! -------------------- Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. -The Princess Bride, Grampa

bellatrix66 View Member Profile	Apr 9 2007, 08:05 PM Post #79
Gringotts Goblin Translator Posts: 1,222 Joined: 5:46pm April 7, 2007 Location: On a date with the giant squid	QUOTE(Ravenclaws_Heir @ Nov 13 2006, 07:46 PM) [snapback]1004858[/snapback] This is the first filk I’ve ever written, I’d appreciate critique! This version does not have a title but it is to “Another Day” from Rent (The movie version.) Ron: Who do you think you are? Barging in, on my and my Lav-Lav Little nerd hey The door is that way You better go back to your Arithmancy homework Take your planner Take your homework Your perfect OWL’s, I just can’t handle Well take your long bushy Brown Hair Your big teeth Goodbye, goodnight! I can’t love you, but I love you I can’t love you, but I…NO! Chorus (Ron): Lavender Brown’s The one for me Our hearts will be entwined As are our arms and legs You need to stop this now Cause your confusing me I’m not up for grab’s Cause she’s the one for me The one for me Hermione: Bulgarian Bon Bons Don’t interest me I need a Weasley To be my king I’ve tried to deny it But I know that I can’t Krum’s just no match for you Ronald There’s only us There’s only this Forget Lav-Lav Or I’m yours to miss My heart is true To only you We are meant to be Ron: Excuse me, I’m trying to snog But if you love me, then tell me What’s that letter to Krum? Take your papers Take your perfect scores Don’t forget, stop at the Owlery Now if you don’t mind I love my Lav-Lav Get away from me And never ever come back Chorus (Ron) Hermione: There’s only us There’s only this You must reveal Your hearts true song No other boy Can catch my heart We are meant to be Hermione: I can’t control. Ron: My Lav-Lav’s feelings Hermione: My hearts true love Ron: Girl’s—they’re mysteries Hermione: Harmonians are mad—delusional Ron: What’s a Harmonian? Hermione: It’s all confusing Ron: Just let me be Hermione: There’s only us There’s only this Dump Lavender Don’t cower in fear Of your true heart And it’s desires Hermione: We are meant to be Ron: But what will Lav-Lav say? Hermione: We are meant to be Ron: But if I dump her, I just know she’ll cry Hermione: We are meant to be Ron: Will you love me, but still check my homework? Hermione: We are meant to be Ron: I know I can’t, don’t think I should, I just don’t know, but I love you Hermione: We are meant to be Ron: I guess your right, if you say so, I do love you, my heart is true Together: We are meant to be Holy Crap thats amazing!!!!!!! -------------------- Avatar baulid There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that lifted Hermione off her feet. Page 625

bellatrix66 View Member Profile	Apr 9 2007, 08:10 PM Post #80
Gringotts Goblin Translator Posts: 1,222 Joined: 5:46pm April 7, 2007 Location: On a date with the giant squid	I found this in my sisters documents... I didn't write it but I thought it was funny Sirius Black Parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot (Spoken, by Malfoy:) Oh my Lord, Crabbe, Goyle, will you look at that Potter. He thinks he's so great just because the Dark Lord gave him a cut on his head twelve years ago. But, you know, who deserves to understand the Dark Lord anyway? He only talked to Potter through that book because he wanted to take care of unfinished business, okay? I mean, Harry's friends are just so revolting, I can't believe he hangs out with that mudblood girl, and that Weasley, and his hair - it's so, black! (Harry:) It's my third year and I cannot lie You other wizards can't deny After I broke free from the Dursleys' barge Having blown up my Aunt Marge I escaped with my hair all mussed Got aboard the old Knight Bus Its speed is so exciting You'd think Keanu was driving The minister said, "No problem" In the Leaky Cauldron I thought that I'd be finished Faster than you could say ("Qui-Qui-Quidditch") Diagon Alley with Ron and Hermione That book of monsters Bite my hand off it wants ta! Crookshanks is after Ron's pet rat Scabbers That cat, that rat, in a Tom and Jerry spat I heard some dreadful news There's a madman on the loose He killed twelve muggles with just one spell And now he's mad as hell So Ron ("Yeah?") Ron ("Yeah?") Who's the world's most wanted man? ("Dunno") That prisoner ("Prisoner?") Prisoner ("Prisoner") Who escaped from Azkaban Sirius Black (Toad chorus:) Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Double double toil and trouble Something wicked this way comes (Harry: "Sirius Black") Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Double double toil and trouble Something wicked this way comes (Harry:) Dementors on the train drive me insane I just can't help myself, I'm cold and I've fainted My brain is tainted With memories of ("AAAAA!") VOLDEMORT ("AAAAAAA!") I'm not talking bout Malfoy His father's just one of Voldy's toys Professor Trelawny's a Seer But if you ask me her lesson's just a bunch of guessin She tells me I'll die any second So I'm in class with Remus Boggart's gone with "Riddikulus!" If I study bonus I'll produce a full Patronus They took away the broom I got for Christmas Want to check it for jinxes Can't even go to Hogsmeade unless I've got the Marauder's Map Malfoy's full of crap, and I want to go after Black They say he'll kill at will But I'd rather fry the guy 'Cause he's bad, and he's mad He betrayed my mom and dad! So Hermione ("What?") Hermione ("What?") I'd rather find him than have him find me ("Harry...") He's one bad mugglef- ("Shut your mouth!") Even Malfoy's got to shout Malfoy: Sirius Black, you know Potter, when it comes to the dark arts that Sirius guy's got nothing on my extended family. Harry: Shut up, Malfoy, this is my rap! Malfoy: Scared, Potter? Harry: You wish Malfoy: Come on, give up the mike! Harry: I said no. Malfoy: Professor! Potter's not lettin' me represent for the Dark side! Snape: Potter, let Malfoy kick it old school or it's detention! Malfoy: I've got a weak arm you know Harry: Alright fine, here it is! Malfoy: Heh, this one's for all the Slytherins, wee-yotch. So you think you can curse or damn me Or say my acting's hammy But if you want me to care then understand me: My pureblood family Don't want buds unless they're not mudbloods! When they intermarry with muggles It just makes me sick to my gut I bought my way into Quidditch You can do that when your father's rich It's power I desire - you don't see me sing in no choirs! When an animal bites my arm I can do it far more harm 'Cause my dad can claim that it maimed the students And then execute it Some wizards want to go to Gryffindor But me I want a little bit more Than the small, meek and measley Like the bottom-feeders Weasley They love non-magic folk Is it any wonder they're broke? Now this Sirius guy has come kickin' And I understand if you're chicken But Potter if it were me, I'd want revenge you see I'd curse his ass and send him back Into the Shrieking Shack, Sirius Black! (Toad chorus:) Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Double double toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron... Something wicked this way comes Something wicked this way comes Something wicked this way comes Something wicked this way comes (Harry:) Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me? -------------------- Avatar baulid There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that lifted Hermione off her feet. Page 625

Overcast View Member Profile	Apr 10 2007, 05:22 PM Post #81
Severus Snape's Personal Assistant Posts: 2,288 Joined: 11:44pm November 29, 2005 Location: In the Hogwarts kitchen eating cookies.	Someone (maybe your sister) did a video of that. I think it's in the first thread! It was great, I loved it! -------------------- W.L.Y.J. We love you Jo

never underestim... never underestimate wrackspurts View Member Profile	Apr 12 2007, 02:39 PM Post #82
Cauldron Bottom Measurer Posts: 105 Joined: 1:25pm September 14, 2006	Thanks, Fer_keeper! I'm glad you enjoyed Voldy's Fame rendition! Seeing as I did a Defiant!Voldemort filk, I thought I'd do a Defiant!Harry one to balance things up a bit... Don’t Stop Me Now (to the tune of the song of the same name by Queen) [HARRY] Tonight I’m ready to set out on this mission This task of mine Got the world’s future in my hands yeah! ’Cause what happens now is down to me So don’t stop me now Don’t stop me I got Horcruxes to find Horcruxes to find To the Burrow I must now say goodbye From here on out I’ve only got Ron and Hermione But I’m sure that we Will be fine ’cause we are survivors I gotta go go go There’s no stopping me Voldemort’s end is nigh yeah! Then we will be free From always fighting this eternal fight I see the future looking bright Because the good side’s victory is far overdue Don’t stop me now I got Horcruxes to find Must destroy them all Don’t stop me now ’Cause I got a feeling this time Voldemort will fall Don’t stop me now (I got Horcruxes to find) Don’t stop me now (I got Horcruxes to find) I just cannot stop at all This quest of mine is gonna take me far On an uncertain course And I’m aware it will, it will take its toll I must obliterate every piece of soul ’Cause to finish him that is my Oh oh oh oh only goal Voldemort’s end is nigh yeah! Then we will be free From always fighting this eternal fight I see the future looking bright Because the good side’s victory is far overdue Don’t stop me, don’t stop me Don’t stop me (hey hey hey!) Don’t stop me, don’t stop me ooh ooh ooh (I’ll make it!) Don’t stop me, don’t stop me Horcruxes to find, to find Don’t stop me, don’t stop me ah Voldemort’s end is nigh yeah! I will guarantee To put an end to this eternal fight A triumph for the side that’s right You bet we’re gonna take down Voldemort’s evil crew Don’t stop me now I’ll make sure he’s gone this time Gone once and for all Don’t stop me now He will really be gone this time Yes once and for all Don’t stop me now (I will vanquish him this time) Don’t stop me now (Really vanquish him this time) He doesn’t stand a chance at all -------------------- All avatars by potterpuffs on livejournal

ginnylovespotter View Member Profile	Apr 12 2007, 04:41 PM Post #83
Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 24 Joined: 12:03am March 21, 2007 Location: hufflepuff dormitory	I don't think harry potter would make a very good musical, but i'm all for wizard rock

hpboy13 View Member Profile	Apr 12 2007, 08:11 PM Post #84
Gringotts Dragon Tamer Posts: 1,932 Joined: 1:57pm May 20, 2006 Location: Probably at a Harry Potter fansite!	QUOTE(Unknown_Marauder @ Mar 16 2007, 07:21 PM) [snapback]1139883[/snapback] actually I had a dream a week ago that Order of the Phoenix was a musical. The best part was the opening scene in the alley. Dudley was rapping to Harry and Harry had this huge opera type voice..lol..im cracking up just htinking about it... I think I just might die from laughter! QUOTE(chocolateisnotforbreakfast @ Mar 31 2007, 10:37 PM) [snapback]1161172[/snapback] Hagrid's Song... (based on "Part of That World" from Little Mermaid) "Part o' Their World" Look at this egg, isn' it neat? Don't know what's in it, or what it might eat Wouldn't yeh think I'm the man The man who loves... everythin'? Look 'round my hut, yeh'll think me a nut, Leeches an' doxies an' fire crabs... a mutt. Lookin' around here, yeh'd think Sure, he's got everythin'! I've got Portlocks an' Horklumps a-plenty I've got mooncalfs an' Puffskeins galore Yeh want grindylow spawns? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal. I want more I wanna see a Chimera herd I wanna see, wanna see 'em runn'n All through the fields o'... Where do yeh find 'em? Oh, Greece Hogwarts is great, but I'd much prefer Somewhere that wizards aren't jinxing an' stunnin' Somewhere that creatures have... What's that word again? Peace See where they walk See where they run See where they play all day in the sun Wanderin' free, wish I could see Part o' their world I'd be complete, if I could meet int'restin' creatures Boy, it'd be grand, ter walk their land, Where I belong If I leave here, jus' fer a year Bet they could find another teacher I'll start packing, food fer snacking Then say "so long!" Cuz' I'm ready ter know where the creatures go Find 'em an' pet 'em an' walk beside 'em They're not angry, or dangerous They're jus' so... strong Is it so wrong? Wrong ter adore? Creatures the rest o' the world jus ignore? Wonderin' free... wish I could see.... Part o' their world This is absolutely brilliant! I actually sang the whole thing aloud. -------------------- Hurrah for censorship! Apparently I'm not allowed to say that I wasn't allowed to say something in my sig. Point is, PM me if you wanna know why I've stopped posting.

chocolateisnotfo... chocolateisnotforbreakfast View Member Profile	Apr 13 2007, 08:26 AM Post #85
Graphics Guru Posts: 771 Joined: 8:58pm October 10, 2005 Location: Round on the outside and high in the middle... OHIO!	QUOTE(hpboy13 @ Apr 12 2007, 09:11 PM) [snapback]1178271[/snapback] This is absolutely brilliant! I actually sang the whole thing aloud. Hehe! Thank you! --------------------

never underestim... never underestimate wrackspurts View Member Profile	Apr 23 2007, 01:25 PM Post #86
Cauldron Bottom Measurer Posts: 105 Joined: 1:25pm September 14, 2006	A re-read of GOF made the idea for this filk pop into my head. To set the scene: Lord Voldemort has just completed his graveyard rebirth, and has called his Death Eaters to him by pressing Wormtail’s Dark Mark … LV gives his “I-confess-myself-disappointed-that-none-of-you-ever-tried-to-find-me-even-though-you-had-the-chance” speech, and the DEs panic and realise they need to do some serious grovelling… We’re Glad You’re Back (to the tune of “I Want You Back” by the Jackson Five) When you disappeared that day, those thirteen long years ago We couldn’t believe that you’d gone - it was a dreadful blow How could we possibly get by without you, our Dark Lord? Now you’re back, and your forgiveness we humbly implore Oh Master, give us one more chance (To show you we are loyal) Won't you please forgive this lapse of ours? Oh Dark Lord, we were wrong to not find you (Not find you somehow) We’re so sorry we let you down (We’re glad you’re back) We’ll do better (We’re glad you’re back) Mighty Dark Lord (We’re glad you’re back) We are, we are! (We’re glad you’re back) Really, really! Evil without our Dark Lord’s like Gringotts without its gold Empty and futile, like pain-free Crucio Every day we missed you, we just didn’t know what to do What fun’s being cruel, if it’s not to delight you? Let us tell you now Oh Master, all we need is one more chance (To show you we are loyal) Won't you please forgive this lapse of ours? Oh Dark Lord, we were wrong to not find you (Not find you somehow) We’re sorry we let you down All we want! All we need... All we want! All we need! Oh, just one more chance To show you we are loyal Master … master … master … master … master … master! (We’re glad you’re back) Forgive us our mistake (We’re glad you’re back) Don’t feed us to the snake! Oh Master, we were wrong to not find you We are so sorry we let you down (We’re glad you’re back) Please show us mercy (We’re glad you’re back) This is our only plea! Oh Master, we need one more chance, hah We’ll show you that we’re loyal Master, oh! Master, oh! Master, oh! We’re glad you’re back! (Forgive us our mistake) We’re glad you’re back! -------------------- All avatars by potterpuffs on livejournal

HPhorsegirl View Member Profile	Apr 29 2007, 12:53 PM Post #87
Monster Book Stacker Posts: 378 Joined: 7:57pm April 12, 2007 Location: Singing For You. :)	I recently did a filk to the song My Boo By: Usher and Alicia Keys. It is called Stay Behind and is a duet between Harry and Ginny. I also did one to Jessica Andrew's Cowboy Guarantee. It is called Before Hermione and is Lavendar singing about Ron. I did one a while ago to The Best Day Of My Life by Jesse McCartney. It was for the Filkcast theme of Felix Felicious. The filk is called Ron Weasley. -------------------- Wizard Rocker, HPA Chapter Organizer, Youtuber and... ~FilkCast: Potter Style's 2007 FILKER OF THE YEAR~

never underestim... never underestimate wrackspurts View Member Profile	May 21 2007, 01:52 PM Post #88
Cauldron Bottom Measurer Posts: 105 Joined: 1:25pm September 14, 2006	A couple of filks about two of the blondes in the series... Firstly, for Luna Lovegood: The Things I Believe (to the tune of My Favourite Things from The Sound of Music) [LUNA] Gurdyroots for warding off Gulping Plimpies Crumple-Horned Snorkacks and Rotfang Conspiracies In sprigs of mistletoe, Nargles may be These are a few of the things I believe Cornelius Fudge baking goblins in pies Spectrespecs that reveal more to your eyes Heliopaths who will fiery paths leave These are a few of the things I believe Sirius Black is really Subby Boardman Vampires - don’t you know that Scrimgeour’s one? Cover-ups that you could scarcely conceive These are a few of the things I believe If you look beyond the obvious then you will see The traces of proof of these things I believe and then I won’t seem crazy! ~ REPEAT ALL ~ And secondly, this one for Rita Skeeter: That Rita Skeeter (to the tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow) Her name was Rita Her last name: Skeeter With curly blonde peroxide hair and red nails right out to there About poor Harry, she wrote so much trash His character she cruelly bashed To sell papers in a flash Her stories were so mean, she was the gossip queen She made enemies by the dozen But she was serene That reporter (THAT!) That Rita Skeeter (That Rita Skeeter) So sneaky and so insincere (yeah!) That reporter (THAT!) That Rita Skeeter Anywhere she’d stoop just to get the best scoop That reporter... she was a pest Now this gal Rita She had a secret An Animagus she’d become, but an unregistered one But she was careless, she was discovered Yes by Miss Granger she was caught And a lesson she was taught In a jar she was trapped and forced to make a pact Not to write again for a year or Her secret was out! That reporter (THAT!) That Rita Skeeter (That Rita Skeeter) So sneaky and so insincere (yeah!) That reporter (THAT!) That Rita Skeeter Anywhere she’d stoop just to get the best scoop That reporter… she faced a test Now here is Rita She’s here to meet up With Harry for an interview, but this time she’ll tell the truth Because Miss Granger could spill her secret She must refrain from writing spin Or else she will be turned in She sits there moodily, glares at Hermione She must write honestly for the Quibbler And without a fee! That reporter (THAT!) That Rita Skeeter (That Rita Skeeter) So sneaky and so insincere (yeah!) That reporter (THAT!) That Rita Skeeter Anywhere she’d stoop just to get the best scoop That reporter… is feeling stressed She’s feeling stressed -------------------- All avatars by potterpuffs on livejournal

bibs the S.P.E.W... bibs the S.P.E.W supporter View Member Profile	Aug 22 2007, 03:28 PM Post #89
Leaky's Charlie Eppes Posts: 3,862 Joined: 7:36am April 28, 2007 Location: fighting off dementors so lupin will give me chocolate	heres my first attempt of writing one, yours all rock btw. to the tune of elanoer rigby by the beatles Hermione granger, Sits on the bed with a book in the palm of her hand, Wants to understand, Looks at the symbol, Where have you seen it before on the stone of a grave, Ever so brave All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Ronald bill Weasley Loks at his girl, Hermione, with such love in his eyes, No big surprise, Feeling so guilty, Left them alone, but returned when they needed him so, 3 horcrux to go, All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Harry James potter, Walks to his death, all alone, on his own, unprepared, Ever so scared Turns over the stone There, his parents, Sirius and remus by his side, But he survived,, All the happy people, Now voldermort is dead, Now there is now pain On the scar on harrys head, -------------------- Hoplessly Inlove With Remus Lupin

HPluvr13 View Member Profile	Aug 23 2007, 01:43 PM Post #90
Stocking Snitches at Quality Quidditch Supplies Posts: 652 Joined: 9:36am October 21, 2006 Location: Belting out Seussical!	QUOTE(bibs the S.P.E.W supporter @ Aug 22 2007, 03:28 PM) heres my first attempt of writing one, yours all rock btw. to the tune of elanoer rigby by the beatles Hermione granger, Sits on the bed with a book in the palm of her hand, Wants to understand, Looks at the symbol, Where have you seen it before on the stone of a grave, Ever so brave All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Ronald bill Weasley Loks at his girl, Hermione, with such love in his eyes, No big surprise, Feeling so guilty, Left them alone, but returned when they needed him so, 3 horcrux to go, All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Harry James potter, Walks to his death, all alone, on his own, unprepared, Ever so scared Turns over the stone There, his parents, Sirius and remus by his side, But he survived,, All the happy people, Now voldermort is dead, Now there is now pain On the scar on harrys head, Excellent job!! I love that song! -------------------- The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well. Ereya at ereya.deviantart.com can be credited for my awesome avatar!

lupinwandcaster View Member Profile	Aug 23 2007, 02:24 PM Post #91
Knight Bus Driver in Training Posts: 594 Joined: 10:05pm August 1, 2007 Location: Having a Butterbeer at the Three Broomsticks	i dont think there will be a hp musical -------------------- LUPIN FAN FOR LIFE Harry- "Death's got an invisibility cloak?" Ron - "So he can sneak up on people. He gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking."

coppertop1 View Member Profile	Sep 12 2007, 07:43 PM Post #92
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 1 Joined: 7:15pm September 12, 2007	I don't see a musical either Here are some of my filks. the first one I wrote after OOTP it's one of my first filks. Note: I know it should be "Dolores U" but taht doesn't fit and doesn't sound right, so I have Umbridge D (obviously D is pronounced dee) tune: Look at me I'm Sandra Dee Look at me I'm Umbridge D Look at me I'm Umbridge D Spying for the Ministry Won't go away 'til you do what I say I can't, I'm Umbridge D My way is the only way I will torment you all day Write with this pen "I will not lie again" Defy me and you'll pay! I don't teach I swear I have ugly hair I refuse to have my stance budge Take your so-called truth and shove it in your tooth Would you pull that crap with dear Fudge I'll be watching all of you I know what you are up to Love me you must it's just me you can trust Your dear old Umbridge D Albus! Albus! Let me be! Keep your wisdom far from me! Don't be a fool and force me to be cruel Hey! Potter! I'm Umbridge D This next one I wrote after seeing the movie. What is this feeling tune: Song of the same name from the musical Wicked nice thing is I didn't have to change much. what is this feeling McGonagall What is this feeling So sudden and new? Umbridge I felt the moment I laid eyes on you McGonagall My pulse is rushing Umbridge My head is reeling McGonagall My face is flushing Both What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame Does it have a name? Yes! Loathing! Unadulterated loathing! McGonagall For your face Umbridge Your voice McGonagall Your clothing Both Let's just say: I loathe it all! Every little trait However small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure So strong! Though I do admit it came on fast still I do believe That it can last and I will be loathing Loathing you My whole life long Students Oh, Professor! You are just to good! How do you stand it? I don't think I should! She's a terror! She's a tartar! We don't mean to show a bias But professor you're a martyr McGonagall Well Umbridge was sent to try us! Students Poor Professor Forced to reside With someone So poison honeyfied We just want to tell you We're all on your side! We share your loathing McGonagall & Umbridge (and students) What is this feeling (unadulterated loathing) So sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you (for her face, her voice, her cloathing) My pulse is rushing My head is reeling (Let's just say, we loathe it all!) Oh what is this feeling (Every little trait however small makes our very flesh begin to crawl) Does it have a name Yes! Ahhh (ahh) All Loathing! McGonagall & Umbridge (and students) There's a strange exhilaration (loathing!) In such total detestation (loathing!) It's so pure so strong (so strong!) Though I do admit it came on fast Still I do believe that it can last and I will be loathing (loathing!) Truly, deeply loathing (loathing!) Loathing you (Loathing you) My whole life long! Students Loathing! Unadulterated Loathing! Umbridge The minister sent me a new decree McGonagall Not another one!

shriekback View Member Profile	Oct 2 2007, 08:13 PM Post #93
Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 1 Joined: 8:10pm October 2, 2007	These are just for fun, but I thought of making up songs based on the ones from the South Park movie. Still working on lyrics: Mountain Town - School of Magic (Harry, others) Uncle F*a- Muggle Fa (Malfoy, insulting Hermione) It's Easy, Mmkay - It's Easy, Ok (Lupin, teaching DADA) Blama Canada - Blame Voldemort (undecided) Kyle's Mom is a Bh - Dolores Umbridge is a B*h (Fred & George) What Would Brian Boitano Do? - What Would Albus Dumbledore Do? (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) Up There - Out There (Arthur Weasley, about Muggle world) La Resistance - Order of the Phoenix (Sirius) I Can Change - I Have Changed (Snape) I'm Super - I'm Lockhart (Lockhart) Mountain Town Reprise - School of Magic Reprise (Hagrid, rest of cast)

devilssnare12 View Member Profile	Oct 24 2007, 05:42 PM Post #94
The Talking Mirror in Room 7 Posts: 1,782 Joined: 3:56am August 14, 2006 Location: The greenhouse, trying to keep warm without fire, waiting for someone to squeeze!	Okay, so I wasn't going to post this, my Leaky-Lounge-lurker-best-friend told me I should because it's funny, soooo, it's to Rio by Duran Duran... Hermy Sitting in a classroom, yeah, turning teacakes into mice Arithmancy, smile, I suppose it's very nice With a swish to your left and a flick to the right You levitate that feather, yeah You know you're something special and you look like you're the best Her name is Hermy and she raises her hand Just like the biggest know-it-all in all the land And when she answers she really says all that she can Oh Hermione won’t do anything if it’s banned I've seen you in Charms and I've seen you in Herbology Cor- recting my homework, it means so much to me Like winning the match for Gryffindor But then I'm sure that you know it's you it’s for Her name is Hermy and she raises her hand Just like the biggest know-it-all in all the land And when she answers she really says all that she can Oh Hermione won’t do anything if it’s banned Hey now (what), look at that. Did Krum really ask you out? At the end of the night, did he kiss you goodnight? Cos then there might be A fight, a fight, a fight I'll take my chance 'cause you are on my side I tell you something I know what you're thinking I tell you something, I know what you're thinking Her name is Hermy and she’s always raising her hand Just like the biggest know-it-all in all the land And when she answers she really says all she can Oh Hermione won’t do anything if it’s banned Her name is Hermy of course she understands If you want to find oh just look for her hand Oh Hermione answers all that she can Okay, she might be doing something slightly banned… -------------------- Voldemort and Luna! are too cool for shoes... A proud member of S.Q.U.E.E and M.A.F.I.A and a proud Huffinclaw! Coming soon...

JeffHpFan View Member Profile	Oct 24 2007, 06:00 PM Post #95
Selling maps of Diagon Alley to wizard tourists Posts: 7,464 Joined: 5:12pm July 5, 2006 Location: in a pool	QUOTE(bibs the S.P.E.W supporter @ Aug 22 2007, 04:28 PM) heres my first attempt of writing one, yours all rock btw. to the tune of elanoer rigby by the beatles Hermione granger, Sits on the bed with a book in the palm of her hand, Wants to understand, Looks at the symbol, Where have you seen it before on the stone of a grave, Ever so brave All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Ronald bill Weasley Loks at his girl, Hermione, with such love in his eyes, No big surprise, Feeling so guilty, Left them alone, but returned when they needed him so, 3 horcrux to go, All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Harry James potter, Walks to his death, all alone, on his own, unprepared, Ever so scared Turns over the stone There, his parents, Sirius and remus by his side, But he survived,, All the happy people, Now voldermort is dead, Now there is now pain On the scar on harrys head, I had to listen to the song first, I forgot the tune! But omgosh, I was able to sing that all along with the song! Great job! -------------------- Avatar by TheJordanEdwards-- the coolest guy alive!

Overcast View Member Profile	Oct 26 2007, 03:01 AM Post #96
Severus Snape's Personal Assistant Posts: 2,288 Joined: 11:44pm November 29, 2005 Location: In the Hogwarts kitchen eating cookies.	I haven't been in here for a long time. I love these filks. Keep them coming. I love Duran Duran! -------------------- W.L.Y.J. We love you Jo

ByRichard View Member Profile	Oct 26 2007, 03:12 AM Post #97
Having hand bitten off by the Monster Books Posts: 7,051 Joined: 2:09am August 2, 2007 Location: stalking emma watson... i dont want to talk about it.	QUOTE(shriekback @ Oct 3 2007, 02:13 AM) These are just for fun, but I thought of making up songs based on the ones from the South Park movie. Still working on lyrics: Mountain Town - School of Magic (Harry, others) Uncle F*a- Muggle Fa (Malfoy, insulting Hermione) It's Easy, Mmkay - It's Easy, Ok (Lupin, teaching DADA) Blama Canada - Blame Voldemort (undecided) Kyle's Mom is a Bh - Dolores Umbridge is a Bh (Fred & George) What Would Brian Boitano Do? - What Would Albus Dumbledore Do? (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) Up There - Out There (Arthur Weasley, about Muggle world) La Resistance - Order of the Phoenix (Sirius) I Can Change - I Have Changed (Snape) I'm Super - I'm Lockhart (Lockhart)* Mountain Town Reprise - School of Magic Reprise (Hagrid, rest of cast) hahahaha thats brilliant. -------------------- Protest is when I say this does not please me. Resistance is when I ensure what does not please me occurs no more

bibs the S.P.E.W... bibs the S.P.E.W supporter View Member Profile	Oct 26 2007, 04:57 AM Post #98
Leaky's Charlie Eppes Posts: 3,862 Joined: 7:36am April 28, 2007 Location: fighting off dementors so lupin will give me chocolate	QUOTE(JeffHpFan @ Oct 25 2007, 12:00 AM) QUOTE(bibs the S.P.E.W supporter @ Aug 22 2007, 04:28 PM) heres my first attempt of writing one, yours all rock btw. to the tune of elanoer rigby by the beatles Hermione granger, Sits on the bed with a book in the palm of her hand, Wants to understand, Looks at the symbol, Where have you seen it before on the stone of a grave, Ever so brave All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Ronald bill Weasley Loks at his girl, Hermione, with such love in his eyes, No big surprise, Feeling so guilty, Left them alone, but returned when they needed him so, 3 horcrux to go, All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort All the frightened people, All scared of voldermort Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Oh, to Hogwarts we are going, Harry James potter, Walks to his death, all alone, on his own, unprepared, Ever so scared Turns over the stone There, his parents, Sirius and remus by his side, But he survived,, All the happy people, Now voldermort is dead, Now there is now pain On the scar on harrys head, I had to listen to the song first, I forgot the tune! But omgosh, I was able to sing that all along with the song! Great job! aw - thanks! my mum has been trying to make a christmas song up (god love her) but all weve got so far is "lupin forgave me, had a baby..." -------------------- Hoplessly Inlove With Remus Lupin

pranko holic View Member Profile	Oct 26 2007, 05:16 AM Post #99
Newest Housekeeper at The Leaky Cauldron Posts: 706 Joined: 6:14am September 29, 2006 Location: on a rocket ship on my way to mars	QUOTE These are just for fun, but I thought of making up songs based on the ones from the South Park movie. Still working on lyrics: Mountain Town - School of Magic (Harry, others) Uncle F*a- Muggle Fa (Malfoy, insulting Hermione) It's Easy, Mmkay - It's Easy, Ok (Lupin, teaching DADA) Blama Canada - Blame Voldemort (undecided) Kyle's Mom is a Bh - Dolores Umbridge is a B*h (Fred & George) What Would Brian Boitano Do? - What Would Albus Dumbledore Do? (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) Up There - Out There (Arthur Weasley, about Muggle world) La Resistance - Order of the Phoenix (Sirius) I Can Change - I Have Changed (Snape) I'm Super - I'm Lockhart (Lockhart) Mountain Town Reprise - School of Magic Reprise (Hagrid, rest of cast) That's so cool, I've been wanting to to the same thing, except my version would be completely marauder related. And I'd probably let the role as Big Gay Al go to...well, Big Gay Al(bus)! ^^ -------------------- Galileo, Galileo, will you do the fandango? Thunderbolt! Lightning, and very very frightening. Donner, Blitzen, cabaret schnitzen. Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy, Fart-face… Smack-head. And Kenneth.

devilssnare12 View Member Profile	Oct 26 2007, 01:33 PM Post #100
The Talking Mirror in Room 7 Posts: 1,782 Joined: 3:56am August 14, 2006 Location: The greenhouse, trying to keep warm without fire, waiting for someone to squeeze!	QUOTE(Overcast @ Oct 26 2007, 09:01 AM) I haven't been in here for a long time. I love these filks. Keep them coming. I love Duran Duran! Heehee, me too! I just really wanted to write a filk to a Duran Duran song! -------------------- Voldemort and Luna! are too cool for shoes... A proud member of S.Q.U.E.E and M.A.F.I.A and a proud Huffinclaw! Coming soon...

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