Harry Potter... The Musical? (filks!), Part II |
 Oct 27 2006, 02:05 PM
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Leaky's Resident Borg Queen  Posts: 11,908 Joined: 11:45am July 25, 2005 Location: in space, the final frontier . . .   |
This thread is dedicated to all those who enjoy music, rewriting songs, and filling every hour of your day with a soundtrack.
The idea began back in one of the 5 billion "Snape's Loyalty" threads with this humble beginning: QUOTE(Proto @ Aug. 16 2005,18:46 ) QUOTE(CommonLoon @ Aug. 16 2005,13:59 ) As far as Dumbledore and what else we might learn about him, I think she had made some comment about his family and its relevance. Which I suppose would be Alberforth...and not an illegitimate Snape--which I say to make sure I'm on topic. QUOTE what if his object is not to pass information, but to wait until the time is right, when Harry has destroyed the horcruxes and meets LV one on one and then... SNAPE PLANS TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF AS LILY DID. For that we'll have to wait and find out, hopefully in book 7, if he knows about the horcruxes. I wonder if Harry might need Snape to help him kill a horcrux (disable? sounds very Star Trek: "Horcrux disabled, Captain. Shall I raise shields?"). Anyway, back to Harry, he will need help physically getting rid of the horcruxes, if Dumbledore himself needed help. Ron and Hermionie are good, but I think he will require extra aid, and, well, obviously if somehow Snape ends up helping with that, he'll obviously not be on Voldemort's side. QUOTE(Proto @ Aug. 16 2005,12:47 ) QUOTE(CommonLoon @ Aug. 16 2005,00:38 ) QUOTE He is her superstar and she's pretending he's not. She's pretending Harry is the superstar, when meanwhile anytime she wants she can end the pandamonium over Snape. Sev'rus Snape, Superstar, do you think you're what they say you are? Thanks, Andrew Lloyd Webber. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA - LMAO!!! Snape - The Musical. I think it could work, but we'd have to find out a bit more about him before we write it. And we could have Dumbledore and LV singing "What's the buzz, tell me what'sa happening..." :nods: Brilliant! Whoo! That works perfectly for that song. Well, I'll definitely have fun thinking more about that...at risk of the dreaded OT: V&DD: What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening? S (to DD): I'll tell you what I know. Voldemort's obsessed with fighting deaths and fates he can can't defy. If you knew the plan he's hiding, you wouldn't tell Hogwarts good-bye. V&DD: What's the buzz? Tell me what's a-happening? S (to V): I'll tell you what I know. Dumbledore is getting weaker and I think he can't last long, The future of the Order's looking bleaker--as you know I'm never wrong. ...all right, I promise no further off-topic songs, I have given myself a warning. Oh, even if it is off topic, that's just a gem of a start. "I Don't Know How to Love Him" could be a Lily flashback (or Narcissa, depending on your views), "Horcruxes on Their Minds" sung by Harry, "Lord Voldemort's Song" (So you are the spy, you're the great double spy - prove to me that you're devine; Kill Dumbledore and we'll be fine... if you do that for me, then I'll let you go free - Come on you King of the News.), "The Severus Must Die (He is Dangerous)" sung by Bella, "Severus Snape, Superstar" sung by Harry (or Dumbledore), my personal favorite, "Trelawny's Dream," and much, much more  Here's the rules (so to speak). This is a thread where you can create musical numbers! Rewrite songs, song titles, etc. and make them fit Harry Potter. It can be funny (as above), sappy, cute, whatever. It does not have to be from a musical. Since not every knows the same music, though, it could behoove you to mention the name, artist, and perhaps genre/origins of the song that you S.P.o.O.F. (had to write that in somehow). Many of us will be posting a lot, so just browse and catch on. Most importantly, though - HAVE FUN!!! Click here for Part I The above was originally written by Perenelle and posted in Part 1 here This post has been edited by Seven of Nine: Oct 28 2006, 09:44 AM -------------------- "That's why he fought. That's why he lived again, and that was the answer to Tam's question. I fight because last time, I failed. I fight because I want to fix what I did wrong. I want to do it right this time" -- Rand |
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Oct 27 2006, 08:38 PM
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Just Through the Brick Wall  Posts: 8 Joined: 12:48pm June 28, 2005 |
Since my post was the last one before the end of the last thread, I think I should post it again because it's not likely that many people will see it (if that's not okay, let me know).
Furry Little Secret A Harry Potter Parody of All-American Reject's "Dirty Little Secret" Let me know where I went wrong As I sing this mournful song I've done this a time or two And I don't need to tell you You go "Don't throw it away I want to know what you have to say" Okay, I'll tell you what you want to know I'll tell you my furry little secret (furry little secret) Don't tell a soul Or it will be your biggest regret (your biggest regret) You really have to keep it My furry little secret And now you know People live such fragile lives What they don't know lets them survive I've been around a time or two Until I found a friend like you I've told you all that I can say And I hope that you will stay You are the only one that can know I'll tell you my furry little secret (furry little secret) Don't tell a soul Or it will be your biggest regret (your biggest regret) You really have to keep it My furry little secret And now you know The way I feel inside (inside) Instincts I can't deny (deny) This sleeping dog won't lie (won't lie) I don't want to rip people apart Escape this nightmare I'll tell you my furry little secret (furry little secret) Don't tell a soul Or it will be your biggest regret (your biggest regret) I'll tell you my furry little secret (furry little secret) Don't tell a soul Or it will be your biggest regret (your biggest regret) You really have to keep it My furry little secret My furry little secret My furry little secret And now you know And now you know Download it here. |
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Oct 31 2006, 05:56 AM
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Knockturn Alley Fingernail Vendor Posts: 793 Joined: 10:44am September 2, 2005 Location: Buried under a mountain of homework |
This is the first filk I've ever written. It's to the tune of ABBA's song "Honey Honey", with Voldemort singing it. I wrote it originally for the broadway filkcast on PotterCast. It was kind of loosly based on a PotterCast episode where John said that Harry wasn't going to fight Voldemort because he was so full of love. I got lazy with some of the rhymes though
 Harry Harry - to the tune of ABBA's "Honey Honey" Harry Harry, I just want you dead, Harry Harry Harry Harry, you fill me with dread, Harry Harry I trusted the prophecy It was nearly the end of me But the love that I couldn't see Didn't conquer me 'Cause I had my horcri Harry Harry, what's so great about you? Harry Harry What's the boy who lived compared to You-Know-Who? Harry Harry The Power that I know not Was the vital thing I forgot But now that I have you here You're at my mercy (Harry singing) I don't wanna hurt you Voldy Even if it means I die You know I forgive you You were just a normal guy (Voldemort singing) Well I'm still going to kill you Nothing else I would rather do Avada Kedavra and maybe some crucio too Harry Harry, I detest you so, Harry Harry Harry Harry, I'll kill you blow by blow, Harry Harry Your name will always be mud Just the same as your mother's blood And Harry to say the least You'll soon be deceased (Harry) You know I forgive you, you were just a normal guy (Voldemort) Avada Kedavra and maybe some crucio too Harry Harry, I just want you dead, Harry Harry Harry Harry, you fill me with dread, Harry Harry (Chorus sung to fade) I trusted the prophecy It was nearly the end of me But the love that I couldn't see Didn't conquer me 'Cause I had my horcri -------------------- |
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Oct 31 2006, 04:13 PM
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Knight Bus Driver in Training Posts: 599 Joined: 5:29pm February 19, 2006 Location: the Burrow |
WOW!!!! a new Filk thread!!!.... that is so freaking awesome
alright now it is time for me to put my first post in the new thread.. with two new filks First is a filk from "More than Words" ~ Eric Clapton Filked to "Say the Word" To say goodbye to you, they're not the words I want to say to you What will get through to you that your friends are allways there for you Its easy, let us help you hunt the horcruxes Say the word, and we'll be there to lend a helping hand Don't you say I have to stay, for my safety, 'cause I already know That leaving you, would just tear my heart in two Say the word I'll be at your side, dont you tell me to go hide what would you say if I just came anyway Then you couldn't run off to, fight alone agains You Know Who Ladida ladadada just say the word Ladida ladadada Now that I've tried to talk to you and make you understand That all you have to do is drop your pride and just tell us your plans And trust me, we wont but in you can run the show Just the word, is all we need to get ready to go Dont you say I have to stay for my safety, 'cause I already know That leaving you would just tear my heart in two Say the word I'll be at your side, don't you tell me to go hide What would you say if I just came anyway Then you couldn't run off too, fight alone against You Know Who The second filk is from Carrie Underwood's "Jesus Take the Wheel"... filked to 'Riddle Took Control" She was ridding that sunday on the scarlet steem engine First of September her first year Leaving home and her mama and her daddy She didnt show her fear Then her brothers go and leave her all alone, no friends to be seen It would be a long hard year She had a lot on her mind and she needed an escape So she headed to her trunk Before she knew it she was talking to Tom and who'd have thunk that his kind words that flashed before her eyes Would soon start to make her cry She started to foget And soon she would regret Cause Riddle took control Took it from her hands She was no longer on her own He took control To get one more chance He possessed her life and soul Riddle took control She started to get worried when her days became blurry and she lost large blocks of time She pannicked when she saw te other students petrified like rocks And for the first time in this whole time She tried to get away She threw the diary away But then got it right back She thought she had no chance Because later on that night Riddle took control Took it from her hands She was no longer all her own He took her down To the Chamber that night To try and take her life and soul Oh Riddle took control Oh, he took her down To the Chamber that night To Try and take her life and soul Her life and soul Riddle took control what do you think guys? -------------------- |
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Nov 1 2006, 01:39 PM
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Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY |
Hey everyone,
Well pat me on the back - I just finished my first FILK recording session and I actually figured out how to make Audacity work for me. YAY! I recorded 3 FILKs and I'm quite happy with the results. In this thread can we only share typed lyrics? If not here, is there a place to share our finished MP3's? I'd really love some experienced FILKers opinions/comments/etc on what I've done so far. For now I'll post the lyrics: FILK #1 - Dumbledore Written by: Amanda (Lady A) Music: Yesterday (the Beatles) Sung by Harry Dumbledore You’re the one that Voldie feared they’d say And yet I stand here all alone today Oh Dumbledore You went away Suddenly I’m not the little boy I used to be Those I love must stop protecting me It’s time to face my destiny Why you had to go now I know It had to be I know you are gone But I long For Dumbledore Dumbledore You believed that he was not a snake Your belief in him was your mistake Oh Dumbledore was killed by Snape How he tricked you so I don’t know You’d never say Now our world seems wrong And I long To murder Snape Dumbledore The task ahead of me’s too much to bear How will I handle this when you’re not there Oh Dumbledore This isn’t fair ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- This one is a Christmas Filk - Anyone know if Pottercast will have a Christmas Filk show? They totally should! I'd love to enter! FILK #2 - Voldie Baby Written by: Amanda (Lady A) Music: Santa Baby (Marilyn Monroe/Madonna) Sung by Bellatrix Lestrange INTRO: Ladies and Gentlemen Live from her cell in Azkaban Ready to sing her Christmas tribute to her Dark Lord Bellatrix Lestange! Hello Death Eaters! Are you ready to sing about our Dark Lord? Here we go! Voldie Baby Pass a wand here over to me, honey I’m always loyal to you, Voldie Baby So hurry back my Dark Lord tonight Voldie Baby A nasty little jinx-y or two, would do To keep the wizards in line, Voldie Baby So hurry back my Dark Lord tonight Think of all the fools who would Think that you are really, truly gone for good Next year could be so e-vil If you’d come back and set us free Ba doo be doo Voldie honey I want you here, the muggles would shed some tears If you‘d come back to me now, Voldie Baby So hurry back my Dark Lord tonight Voldie Cutie There’s one thing I really can’t take, this break Time spent away from you, Voldie Baby So hurry back my Dark Lord tonight Voldie Baby And make the wizarding world all stress, a mess Leave your dark mark behind, Voldie Baby And hurry back my Dark Lord tonight Come and break me from my cell Seeing you return would be - oh so swell Azkaban has been oh so mean Let’s see if you’ll be rewarding me Ba do be doo Voldie Baby I know that you can’t really be gone, so long No half blood kid could beat you, Voldie baby So hurry back my dark Lord tonight Hurry back my dark Lord tonight Hurry back my dark Lord - tonight --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FILK #3 - Chosen One Rap Written by: Amanda (Lady A) Music: White Boy Rap (By George in Scary Movie 3) Sung by: Harry Snitch…Jo Now everybody here at Hogwarts school Stick your wands in the air cause Voldemort is through Everybody here at Hogwarts school Put’em up - Check it out I’m a half blood but my magic’s cool I’m the youngest Quidditch player in the whole dang school Well Dementors give me a scare And I’ve got messy hair You all know my name cause my scar is there How many muggles have I killed? Zero…uh And Dumbledore happens to be my hero I grew up with the Dursleys and I didn’t know magic But I’m learning fast so old Voldie better panic Well I got through the maze I hate Ramilda Vane My middle name’s James And Voldemort’s insane So maybe I’m young and you think that I’m done But you better run, cause I’m The Chosen One -------------------- Lady A
Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.' |
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Nov 2 2006, 12:40 AM
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Just Through the Brick Wall Posts: 15 Joined: 8:55pm August 8, 2006 Location: Australia |
I thought I might actually post for once! Reading your filks has been a lot of fun. You are all so good!
 This may be a good way for me to boost my post count up ... and get rid of my phobia of posting in threads  The tune of this filk is Coldplay's, Fix You. Imagine a nice electric organ introduction to get you into the Quidditch-y mood! xD Harry is singing to Ron, giving him his support the help him train for the Quidditch team. Some of the sylabols are a bit iffy ... but it's my first shot so cut me some slack! When you reach for the Quaffle but miss by miles When you think you’ll loose in the Quidditch trails When she looks at you but never smiles Stuck in reverse When you won’t show yourself to your brothers face When you hope to Merlin that you’ll get a place When you feel like an utter a waste Could it be worse? Flight will guide you home and ignite your bones And I will try to fix you You try your hardest but you’re too slow You are far too stubborn to let it go And your failure just seems to show What is it worth? Flight will guide you home and ignite your bones And I will try to fix you Wind blows, in your face When you loose something called “your grace” Wind blows, in your face and I Wind blows, in your face Promise that you will learn from your mistakes Wind blows, in your face and I Flight will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you This post has been edited by Clara Loveny: Nov 2 2006, 12:41 AM -------------------- The perfect ending to the Harry Potter series: the Giant Squid consumes Britain.
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Nov 2 2006, 12:57 AM
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Coach of the Hogwarts Equestrian Team  Posts: 2,122 Joined: 7:02pm January 28, 2005 Location: boiling snape in a cauldron of shampoo |
Wow, these are all excellent! I think I might have a go at writing a filk, although don't expect me to actually record it. I don't have any of the equipment or anything. But I think it'd be fun to do one to the tune of 'Before He Cheats' by Carrie Underwood. (Yeah, i'm a huuuuuge country music fan.
gingin77- I love that song, Jesus Take the Wheel. But it always makes me want to cry! I don't easily get teary eyed over much. |
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Nov 3 2006, 02:01 AM
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Flesh-Eating-Slug Catcher Posts: 147 Joined: 9:57pm September 18, 2006 Location: Westchester, NY |
QUOTE Yeah, i'm a huuuuuge country music fan. Yay country! I've actually got a Filk to a Kenney Chesney song in the works at the moment! You should definitely take a stab at writting a filk. It's a lot of fun and totally addictive! I swear every song I hear now I turn it into a filk in my head! LOL I wrote a couple more filks last night and today but haven't polished them off yet. Maybe by the weekend I'll post them up. I love everyone else's filks btw! They are all awesome! I'm totally new to this area of the fandom but I'm falling very quickly in love with it! This post has been edited by LadyA: Nov 3 2006, 02:02 AM -------------------- Lady A
Dumbledore's girl through and through - Proud Member of M.A.F.I.A. "It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." - Dumbledore "I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.' |
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Nov 3 2006, 10:59 AM
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The Talking Mirror in Room 7 Posts: 1,782 Joined: 3:56am August 14, 2006 Location: The greenhouse, trying to keep warm without fire, waiting for someone to squeeze! |
OMG I just read through the first thread and I haven't laughed so much in ages! I definitely going to have a go at writing one!
Lady A, 'Dumbledore' to Yesterday is inspired!  Okay, so I've wrote two!!! They're both truly dreadful, but oh well... The first one's to the tune of How Soon Is Now? by the Smiths. It's being sang by Voldemort haha, here it goes I'm Salazar's rightful heir Of a house whose members have the purest blood I'm Salazar's heir And I'm a parseltongue You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I'm immortal, I don't need to be loved Just like everybody else does. I'm Salazar's rightful heir Of a house whose members are the most cunning I'm Salazar's heir Of the Chamber of Secrets You shut your mouth How can you say I go about things the wrong way I'm immortal, I don't need to be loved Just like everybody else does. There's a boy who I tried to kill But he had somebody who really loved him So I try to kill him again But he survives again So I punish those who Ruined my plan. And it's all because of Dumbledore. Well, he's not here anymore See I've already waited too long, And all his protection has gone. The second one's to the tune of The Boy With The Thorn In His Side, again, by The Smiths. It's set at the beginning of OotP when Harry's stuck in Privet Drive. -The Boy With The Scar On His Head The boy with the scar on his head Behind the glasses there lies An ancient protection of love (Harry:) How can the Prophet tell these lies And the Minister won't believe me. How can they see Cedric's body And still they don't believe me. And if they don't believe me now Will they ever believe me? And if they don't believe me now Will they ever believe me? The boy with the scar on his head Behind the glasses there lies An ancient protection of love. (Harry:) How can they see my mother's eyes And still they don't believe me. And after all these deaths They don't want to believe me. And if they don't believe me now Will they ever believe me? And if you want to fight How do you start? Where do you go? Who do you need to know? Dum - ble - do - ore Duum - ble - do - ore Du - huh - huh - um - ble - dore ( Dumbledore repeated several times in typical Morrisey style) Tell me what you think, be brutal
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Nov 3 2006, 01:05 PM
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Being Eaten by the Pea Soup Posts: 34 Joined: 10:11am October 3, 2006 |
Hey, I'm pretty new to filking, but here are three filks I wrote to music from West Side Story, redone as Dark Side Story!!
 Hope you like 'em~Horcruxes (Maria) Voldemort: Horcruxes! I’ve just learned a spell for horcruxes! And suddenly my soul, Will never be as whole again! Horcruxes! I’ve just killed someone for my horcruxes! And somehow I will live, When Lily gives up all she can! Horcruxes! One’s a locket that’s gold and shiny. One’s a ring that is cracked and grimy. Horcruxes… I’ll never stop making horcruxes! I Feel Evil (I Feel Pretty) Voldemort: I feel evil, oh so evil, I feel evil, and nasty, and mean! And so evil, Just one look at me will make you scream! DE’s: Lalalala la la la la lala! Voldemort: I feel scary, and not hairy, I feel cruel, and nasty, and bad! And so evil, It would drive anyone of you mad! DE’s: Lalalala la la la la lala! Voldemort: See that evil lord in that vision there! DE’s: What vision, where? Voldemort: Who can that attractive lord be? DE’s: Which? What? Where? Who? Voldemort: Such an evil face, such an evil laugh, such an evil smile, such an evil me! Hehehehehe! I feel evil, oh so evil, I feel evil, and nasty, and cruel! I’m so evil, because, I’m You-Know-Who! Crazy Potter (Cool) Fudge: Potter, Potter, crazy Potter, Don’t believe Potter! Says Voldy’s back, Says I’m off track, Don’t believe Potter! Trust me, and the Ministry, We’ve got control. Everything’s great, nothing on our plate, Shut up, ‘cause we’re on a roll! Potter, Potter, crazy Potter, Don’t believe Potter! Got it handled, There’s no scandal, Just don’t believe Potter! Potter’s bad, he’ll make you mad, He wants you all scared! Potter’s wrong, so hear this song, The Ministry is quite prepared! Potter, Potter, (fade out) -------------------- <a href="http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/#quiz:results:143909"><img src="http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/newquiz/take_quiz/image_sm/143909" /></a>
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