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Lorelei's Limericks, What is a limerick? Can you write one? Give it a try.
Lorelei du Lac
post Feb 1 2007, 07:14 PM
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To be a Limerick, a verse MUST have:

Five lines

Lines one, two, and five MUST each have exactly three metric feet

Lines three and four MUST each have exactly two metric feet

Lines one, two, and five MUST rhyme

Lines three and four MUST rhyme

Any nonsense poem that lacks five lines, thirteen metric feet, or the aabba rhyme pattern is simply not a Limerick. It might be a sing-song or a la-de-da, but it's not a Limerick.


Now for a few samples (be kind...they popped into my head while I was at work and I can't read my scribbles):


There is a fine actor name Dan
Who has grown to be quite the young man
For his play he did pose
Where he took off his clothes
To the excitement of more than one fan.

Dan's showing his coming of age
By doing a play on the stage
He'll be treading the board
In front of great hoards
Proving he's more than just Harry the Mage.

There's a thread here where some women bond
On the topic of dear Harry's wand.
Incurring moderators wrath
They suggest taking a bath
In a very very VERY cold pond.


and finally (at least for today)

The actor who plays Harry Potter
As he ages grows hotter and hotter
He's too young for me
But maybe I'll see
If he's willing to date my granddaughter.



It's not as easy as it looks, but it's a lot of fun, and Dan is certainly inspiring thumbup.gif


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- Lorelei du Lac   Lorelei's Limericks   Feb 1 2007, 07:14 PM
- - Piewacket   Hehehehe, I could have fun with this all day long....   Feb 2 2007, 11:16 AM
- - luna_sparkle   I'll have a go, though I'll probably get t...   Feb 2 2007, 11:43 AM
- - Piewacket   No those are great!! I love how you tied i...   Feb 2 2007, 11:55 AM
- - luna_sparkle   Ah, thank you! I'll try another: There wa...   Feb 2 2007, 12:02 PM
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- - Aberforth-ette   By someone called Aberforth-ette a new record may ...   Feb 2 2007, 06:23 PM
- - Lorelei du Lac   Got some good one there although Lady M, I'm...   Feb 2 2007, 07:32 PM
- - Lady M.   QUOTELady M, I'm not sure how "job" ...   Feb 4 2007, 09:40 AM
- - Lorelei du Lac   Good one, except I'd make the second line read...   Feb 4 2007, 09:07 PM
- - hpboy13   Lorelei du Lac, I laughed so hard when I read the ...   Feb 4 2007, 09:32 PM
- - Snufflespup   QUOTE(hpboy13 @ Feb 4 2007, 09:32 PM) 108...   Feb 4 2007, 10:07 PM
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- - Lorelei du Lac   Those last two are pretty good, although Black and...   Feb 4 2007, 11:50 PM
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|- - P.J.Fry   QUOTE(hpboy13 @ Feb 5 2007, 04:34 PM) 108...   Feb 5 2007, 12:41 AM
- - RosieW   Ok here's mine - not very good I'm afraid....   Feb 5 2007, 06:02 AM
- - Lorelei du Lac   It's very good, RosieW. Only thing I might ch...   Feb 5 2007, 09:23 AM
- - P.J.Fry   Last night I thought up some more, I hope you like...   Feb 5 2007, 07:37 PM
- - Aornis   There once was a wizard named Harry, Who took on a...   Feb 7 2007, 03:59 PM
- - Lorelei du Lac   Got some good stuff here, even if the meters still...   Feb 7 2007, 04:19 PM
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- - hpboy13   QUOTE(Lorelei du Lac @ Feb 7 2007, 04:19 ...   Feb 7 2007, 11:01 PM
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- - RitaSkeeter27   Okay, now I have to try a Luna limerick! Luna...   Feb 13 2007, 07:22 PM
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- - P.J.Fry   QUOTE(luna_sparkle @ Feb 15 2007, 04:37 A...   Feb 14 2007, 06:26 PM
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|- - spacecowgirl   Lorelei du Lac I really like that Umbridge one. Q...   Feb 17 2007, 10:17 AM
- - hpboy13   I agree, Wriggly_Wrackspurt, your limericks look f...   Feb 17 2007, 01:38 AM
- - Aquamarine   QUOTEQUOTE We're waiting to know who lives an...   Feb 17 2007, 11:21 AM
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|- - spacecowgirl   QUOTE(Lorelei du Lac @ Feb 18 2007, 04:55...   Feb 18 2007, 05:21 PM
- - Lorelei du Lac   Thanks! That one popped into my head in about...   Feb 18 2007, 05:29 PM
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|- - spacecowgirl   QUOTE(luna_sparkle @ Feb 18 2007, 05:35 P...   Feb 18 2007, 06:23 PM
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- - popGrrl80   Here's three I thought of right now... Ther...   Feb 18 2007, 08:23 PM
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