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Snape: Good or Bad or Good in Bed?, By Dr Cynthya Cynycal
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Snape: Good or Bad or Good in Bed?
By Dr Cynthya Cynycal

Abstract & Biography:

Dr Cynthya Cynycal, a Madurodam psychologyst (as in Get Your Stuff Together), feels her private practice for the treatment of the fictionally infatuated has been hijacked by Snape, who is worshipped like a god by most of her clients. Dr Cynthya’s dearest ambition is to help put an end to the Snape craze by giving you tried & tested, wise & thoughtful tricks & tips, based on years of experience, to loosen Your Inner Snape’s pincer-like grip.

Acknowledgments:

I wish to thank my ex-client, whom I shall name “Nina,” for her invaluable contribution in making Severus Anonymous® happen. Nina’s tenacious Snape obsession was a challenge for both of us and demanded the utmost of my creativity.

An outline of dr Cynycal's Severus Anonymous® treatment plan can be found here.


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- SeverineSnape   Snape: Good or Bad or Good in Bed?   Mar 31 2007, 10:54 PM
- - Witherwings   Dr. Cynycal, I must thank you for writing this ess...   Apr 1 2007, 11:30 AM
- - Dr Cynthya Cynycal   Thank you, Witherwings, and now that you mention ‘...   Apr 1 2007, 04:40 PM
- - caltheous   Dr. Cynical, I have a question. Recently I've...   Apr 1 2007, 05:52 PM
- - weirdsis   Dr Cynycal, I'm certain that your clynycal the...   Apr 1 2007, 08:28 PM
- - madamros   Thank you Dr Cynycal. I haven't laughed that m...   Apr 2 2007, 06:53 AM
- - ILUVSB   That was so wonderful! Truly amazing! I kn...   Apr 2 2007, 09:07 AM
- - maciel   I can't stop laughing. It was very good, I lov...   Apr 2 2007, 10:13 AM
- - Lady M.   A wonderful essay, thank you so much for it! M...   Apr 2 2007, 10:30 AM
- - Hedwig June   I pity the males whose curiousity got the better o...   Apr 2 2007, 11:39 AM
- - Eeyore   Absolutely fablulous. I haven't laughed out lo...   Apr 2 2007, 01:05 PM
- - delphine   The funniest and wittiest essay I have ever read o...   Apr 2 2007, 01:35 PM
- - MonieLou   Oh. Meh. Gawd. I can't believe someone actuall...   Apr 2 2007, 03:30 PM
- - You_wont_know_who   I have one question: correct me if I am wrong but ...   Apr 2 2007, 03:32 PM
- - SnapesSister   Bwa ha ha ha haaaa!!!!! Hila...   Apr 2 2007, 03:50 PM
- - lelabelle525   Even though I have never been a Snape-obsessee as ...   Apr 2 2007, 06:30 PM
- - secunda   Actually it has always been his greasy hair and an...   Apr 2 2007, 06:31 PM
- - Olgitta   Incredible Article! Stunning insight! I ju...   Apr 2 2007, 08:16 PM
- - redheadfaerie   Damn, I guess it's a good thing I don't ha...   Apr 2 2007, 09:04 PM
|- - Witherwings   QUOTE(redheadfaerie @ Apr 3 2007, 02:04 A...   Apr 3 2007, 11:24 AM
- - madamros   Problem is, I think I'm beyond therapy! It...   Apr 3 2007, 05:02 AM
- - Madsdagirl   Oh Dr. Cynycal thank god someone has finally done ...   Apr 3 2007, 05:53 AM
- - lydsr   thats hilarious... and concerningly SO true for a ...   Apr 3 2007, 06:28 AM
- - Dreamteam   Dr CC I came across your essay purely by chance - ...   Apr 3 2007, 06:49 AM
- - SnapesSister   Siruppet and Luppet!!!! LMAO...   Apr 3 2007, 07:21 AM
- - gal fawkes   Oh Dr. Cynycal - Unfortunately, your descriptions...   Apr 3 2007, 03:55 PM
- - MirandaV   *dies* That was the best thing I've read sinc...   Apr 3 2007, 06:15 PM
- - SeverineSnape   I would thoroughly like to thank Dr Cynycal for cu...   Apr 3 2007, 10:38 PM
- - madamros   I'm afraid my Snuppet has taken up residence i...   Apr 4 2007, 11:28 AM
- - pottercrazy   That was amazing. While I've never been addict...   Apr 4 2007, 12:24 PM
- - sallene   I must admit, I'm a Snape convert because of t...   Apr 4 2007, 12:43 PM
- - SeverusRose   I done read it, not all, because the going on and ...   Apr 4 2007, 06:26 PM
- - Dr Cynthya Cynycal   Just a quick Thank You for your enthusiasm, Withe...   Apr 4 2007, 10:48 PM
- - trust severus' spy   Wow! What fun! And yet on a serious (not...   Apr 5 2007, 01:28 AM
- - Dr Cynthya Cynycal   Snivellus the Snuppet – The Sequel I would like t...   Apr 6 2007, 12:40 PM
|- - madamros   QUOTE(Dr Cynthya Cynycal @ Apr 6 2007, 06...   Apr 6 2007, 02:44 PM
|- - Dr Cynthya Cynycal   QUOTE(madamros @ Apr 6 2007, 09:44 PM) 11...   Apr 6 2007, 05:06 PM
|- - madamros   QUOTE(Dr Cynthya Cynycal @ Apr 6 2007, 11...   Apr 7 2007, 06:00 AM
- - PAM2002   Hmm. What an interesting read. I had no idea that ...   Apr 7 2007, 08:40 AM
|- - madamros   QUOTE(PAM2002 @ Apr 7 2007, 02:40 PM) 117...   Apr 7 2007, 09:12 AM
- - Dr Cynthya Cynycal   QUOTE(Dreamteam @ Apr 3 2007, 01:49 PM) 1...   Apr 7 2007, 02:35 PM
|- - madamros   QUOTE(Dr Cynthya Cynycal @ Apr 7 2007, 08...   Apr 7 2007, 04:03 PM
- - Dr Cynthya Cynycal   QUOTE(trust severus' spy @ Apr 5 2007, 08...   Apr 8 2007, 01:14 PM
- - *ellen marine*   Ohhh thankyou for this essay! It actually made...   Apr 10 2007, 04:03 AM
- - Rose_Lily   Bravo! Oh how true this essay actually is. I...   Apr 13 2007, 12:31 AM
- - PAM2002   Somehow I feel compelled to reply even though I...   Apr 13 2007, 07:20 AM
|- - SnapesSister   QUOTE(PAM2002 @ Apr 13 2007, 01:20 PM) 11...   Apr 13 2007, 11:25 AM
|- - PAM2002   QUOTE(SnapesSister @ Apr 13 2007, 12:25 P...   Apr 13 2007, 11:32 AM
|- - SnapesSister   QUOTE(PAM2002 @ Apr 13 2007, 05:32 PM) 11...   Apr 13 2007, 11:42 AM
- - PAM2002   It's when Harry runs into Trelawney outside th...   Apr 13 2007, 11:46 AM
|- - *ellen marine*   QUOTE(PAM2002 @ Apr 13 2007, 05:46 PM) 11...   Apr 13 2007, 11:50 AM
- - SnapesSister   Thank you so much, PAM2002! *rushes off to fin...   Apr 13 2007, 11:52 AM
- - PAM2002   Well, I think from these last few posts we can see...   Apr 13 2007, 12:50 PM
|- - *ellen marine*   QUOTE(PAM2002 @ Apr 13 2007, 06:50 PM) 11...   Apr 13 2007, 12:52 PM
- - Rose_Lily   I posted a while back and would just like to apolo...   Apr 14 2007, 03:39 PM
- - Snitch2006   I'm not attracted to Snape in the books. But.....   Apr 14 2007, 04:06 PM
- - Dr Cynthya Cynycal   Thanks, *ellen marine*, Rose_Lily, SnapesSister, P...   Apr 14 2007, 04:20 PM
- - janieb   Dear Dr. Cynthya, I admire your groundbreaking wo...   Apr 14 2007, 08:32 PM
- - AmrywoDdyddiauHeulog   Several comments: I guess one might be tempted to ...   Apr 14 2007, 09:33 PM
- - trust severus' spy   I know it's because of Alan Rickman I began to...   Apr 15 2007, 12:50 AM
|- - Dr Cynthya Cynycal   Thank you, Janieb for your kind words. AmrywoDdydd...   Apr 19 2007, 04:06 PM
- - fawkes28   QUOTE(SeverineSnape @ Apr 3 2007, 11:38 P...   Apr 16 2007, 09:15 PM
- - caltheous   Dr. Cynycal, Your advice regarding the Clint East...   Apr 17 2007, 06:53 AM
- - AmrywoDdyddiauHeulog   Come on, girls! I agree … the work Doctor Cynt...   Apr 17 2007, 05:17 PM
- - tramirez   yes, the first step is to admit the problem , righ...   Apr 19 2007, 10:46 PM
- - caltheous   Tramirez, your post has inspired me to join in the...   Apr 20 2007, 08:25 AM
- - LightningScar   Well I guess better an imaginary pain-in-the-butt ...   Apr 20 2007, 09:29 AM
- - tramirez   excellent & true limerick caltheous!!...   Apr 20 2007, 08:46 PM
- - Dr Cynthya Cynycal   Thanks for your comments, LightningScar and tramir...   Apr 20 2007, 09:08 PM


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