The Hairy Potter Timeline
No Departmental Action Deemed Necessary Regarding the Teen Werewolf Timeline
By Dr. Rip VanHinklemeyer
Biography
Husband and wife team, Caltheous and Jason Argonautidea, discovered the joy of the Harry Potter universe in 1998. Since then they have spent hours reading the stories aloud to each other. Caltheous says her husband might have gotten a bit sick of Harry Potter lately, as she speaks about it often, but he is generally very supportive of her obsession. This was demonstrated most recently when the two were sitting in their kitchen drinking red wine and discussing Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban and the idea for this essay was born.
Special thanks is due to I_Brake_for_House_Elves for the inspiration behind this essay. We also thank our editor Mosaic!
Abstract
Using the latest MIT based knowledge of physics and time theory, this essay pieces together what the Department of Mysteries Time Unspeakables actually do. It also explains how it is possible for Harry to travel back in time and save himself.
This interoffice research paper can be found here.
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