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Silky, Dark, and Color Coordinated
By Roseanne Rosanadana

Biography

I, Roseanne Rosanadana, got my career started on NBC where I answered viewer letters on the news segment of Saturday Night Live. Most recently, I live alone with my sixteen cats in Liverpool. However, I regularly return to New York where I enjoy eating spicy Chinese food and bean burritos, even if they do give me terrible gas ( I can fart “America the Beautiful” like nobody I know!). I also make frequent visits to the top of the Empire State Building where I randomly curse taxi drivers on the street below with the Nonsense Language Babbling Curse just for fun.

Special thanks is due to cbm for the idea behind this essay! I, Roseanne Rosanadana, also thank my editor, LooneyLove, who is better than eating ice cream in a hot tub with the cast of Oceans 11.

Abstract

The Daily Profit is not responsible for the views presented in this advice column. It reflects the personal beliefs of Roseanne Rosanadana as she responds to reader letters and does not reflect the views of the Daily Profit or our contributors.

This advice column can be found here.